Positive Vandalism

When you live in a country led by dictatorial government such as Iran, doing graffities and writing protest slogans on anywhere accessible to make the evil sink, is called positive vandalism

We do positive vandalism in classes of uni all day long by using markers on the back of chairs.

by Bedrockitis November 14, 2022

Guitar position

When a guy (or girl) grabs a girl by the neck and uses the other hand to fiddle down the bottom, aka choking while fingering.

Guy 1: I did the Guitar position last night with my gf!
Guy 2: I better try that on mine as well.

by PurpleMagma205 July 19, 2020

The WTF position

Wall-Twerk Fucking. An act of sex in which you stand on a step stool with your dick inside a girl while she wall-twerks. This position requires a pair that is highly skilled in the art of sexual acrobatics.

My girlfriend wanted to try something new last night so we tested out the WTF position; Needless to say it was fucking amazing.

by xELiTexDPx September 4, 2014

Azhdaha Position

When a girl uses her mouth, 2 hands, 2 feet, omanko, and oshiri to bonk 7 guys and the girl resembles Azhdaha with the guys being the pillars.

Emily was so horny that she did the azhdaha position with 7 guys all at once.

by WizardxZhongli July 21, 2022

John-positive

characterized by or displaying around 70 percent certainty.

Person 1: Looks like there's some traffic up ahead. Are you sure we'll make it in time?
Person 2: Pssh! I'm John-positive we will.

by Rupert Shackleton Jr. Sr. October 26, 2019

positional amnesia

The frustrating state of mind when you walk into another room and can't remember why you are there.

After walking from the kitchen to the bedroom, you say to yourself:

"Now why am I looking in this closet again?", then "Positional amnesia strikes me once again!"

by Barking Frog December 1, 2013

positive sauce

Positive sauce is ejected out of the male penis and flys through the air and pastes it’s self on to a partner(s) face.

Money Bunns: Oh you like it when I do this.

Harry Crosswinds: Yeah baby just like that I’m about to give you all of my positive sauce you ready.

*Gives her all his positive sauce*

Money Bunns: You got it in my hair

Harry Crosswinds: My bad baby but you gotta give my daily dish of happiness.

by Positive Sauce January 17, 2018