miracle essay

essay that is completed <2 hours before it is due, and still achieve a good grade

dude 1: an 85!!!?
dude 2: what? what happened?
dude 1: dude I went into the library this morning and pulled a miracle essay out of my ass!!!
dude 2: dayyuuum that must have hurt

by asauce November 17, 2010

prematurely ecstaticculate

1) Characterized as the act of displaying extreme excitement for something that is yet to happen.
2) Being really nice to someone you love by supporting something they wish to do before they do it.
3) The opposite of not loving someone because of a lack of recent quantifiable accomplishments.

person 1: I'm so excited! You are going to do great!!

person 2: Thank you for your support, I love it when you prematurely ecstaticculate! It makes me feel so great!

by Naughty Luxe October 13, 2011

video essay

video essay over a topic, WITHOUT USING CLIPS.

I did a video essay over isaacwhy and the group! Without using clips to make money off it!

by ihateisaacwhyfunnies February 17, 2023

Strumming yourself to ecstacy

a funny way of saying having a wank!!

why do you keep strumming yourself to ecstacy you pervert!!

by victor_meldrew June 7, 2010

Ecstasy

The best thing ever.

chew it up. Snort it. Smoke it. Inject it. Let it MELT into the HUGE VEIN under your tongue..whatever you do...take it...

Got any bombs? Got any E? Got any X? Got any disco biscuits? Got any Party favors? Got any DRUGS?!?!?!

by Katy January 5, 2005

por favor, donde esta al bano?

please, where`s the bathroom?

you have walked into a friend`s house, needing a bathroom, perhaps to fix your makeup. you say, por favor, donde esta al bano?

by brentlion August 2, 2009

essaysex

term used to describe a piece of writing, usually in the form of an essay, that produces an almost euphoric feeling in its readers that is comparable to the pleasure derived from sexual intercourse

Parshva: So how is your Project Law essay?
George: Bro, it's essaysex. I almost jizzed my pants writing it.

by aeneous July 20, 2008