A character from the Magnus Archives, a horror podcast. The head of the Magnus Institute. His entire personality is based on being an omniscient asshole
Side character 1: Elias Bouchard somehow knew exactly how my aunt died
Side character 2: Yeah, you get used to it, eventually
Side character 2: Yeah, you get used to it, eventually
by LW2001 November 20, 2023

by lilnasxlover January 6, 2022

elias is a sexc boy/man freaky horny fuck & likes turning you on and has good dick &there athletic &talll
hey girl i had sex with elias and he had the best dick ever
girl that boy elias i told uu about he turned me on the most
girl that boy elias i told uu about he turned me on the most
by eliassss July 18, 2022

A fat piece of shit that thinks he can hop the border and safely live in America without getting discriminated. Jumping beans like him don't belong in our safe haven. These green shits don't belong in America. Lawnmower, home depot head ass. Giant from clash royale, Royal Giant from clash royale, evolved royal giant from clash royale, the fat rascal from clash royale, whinne the poo. Go get your green card beaner.
by Gyatt Ohio Rizz January 30, 2024

Turning up after 10AM to work.
by AttackPanda July 21, 2022

