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David

An extremely sexy strong man with giant muscles he attracts snow bunnies and will snatch your mom faster than you can say Izzy T.
Wow that mans a real David!!
by ShawtyBae420 February 16, 2021
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David

Someone who really likes art. Museum is his thing. He is very indecisive with a lot of things; may it be food, people and career. Very charming. His smile always dazzled me. Person who doesn’t like to argue and don’t want any trouble.
His name always reminds me of David and Goliath; hence, I call him Goliath.
by felicity14 January 28, 2020
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David

David’s are annoying Furrys that somehow get girls. Usually they will have their scooter and dumbass haircut thinking they will get laid. They are extremely selfish but deep down deep deep down they are kinda nice
David is an annoying bitch!
You just need to really get to know him!
Naw fuck David.
by RaccToons October 11, 2019
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David

Thinks beans are still funny.
by Letmewhipyourforheadplease October 1, 2020
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David

One that will mislead you with advice on snapchat.
Dude, I totally pulled a David and asked her for accidental sex for money.
by D yoni eggs February 2, 2020
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David

The dirtiest minded person you will ever meet. They can turn any situation dirty even if you think it's impossible.
-David is such a dirty minded kid.
-I know right! He can make anything dirty!
by The.CringeOVERLORD_69 December 8, 2018
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David

fuck david
by wifebeaterunity June 24, 2019
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