David is an asshole who has to come up with compliments for himself on urban dictionary because he was never praised as a child
Fuck you david
by Anonymous 4734902 March 7, 2022
Get the Davidmug. 
David is the most amazing person you’ll ever meet. Hes kind and sweet and always puts you before himself. He can be an ass at times but it’s all him being sarcastic. He deserves the world but he doesn’t seem to realize it. I love you so much, more than all the moms ever.
by Terra Reko November 2, 2021
Get the Davidmug. David is a truthseeker, and when he talks to you it feels like he gave you truth serum because you're so comfortable you will want to tell him everything. "Exploring the possibilities" with David will ignite your every fantasy, dream, desire, and reality. David will give you every emotional, intellectual, physical and spiritual connection that you will ever need. When you meet David thank him for being him - Sweet, Cool, Crazy, Sexy and Loveable. David will make you feel like you're the most special person in the world. It's impossible not to love David, and he will give you permission to say "I love you." Today is David's birthday, but he in turn will give you the most remarkable gift anyone could ever receive -- the gift of him.
by DaijaMae January 25, 2020
Get the Davidmug. David has a huge throbbing cock
by lopezda6048 April 27, 2020
Get the Davidmug. David’s are annoying Furrys that somehow get girls. Usually they will have their scooter and dumbass haircut thinking they will get laid. They are extremely selfish but deep down deep deep down they are kinda nice
by RaccToons October 11, 2019
Get the Davidmug. Get the Davidmug.