david

big,round,stays in the bathroom for years.

"oh god do you hear that?"
"is that an earthquake??"
"never mind its just david."

by ooooooooofffffffffffffffffffff April 22, 2019

David

A fucking twat.

But can be a good friend

David.
Is.
TWAN’S.

by Lelelelelelellelelelelelelel1 April 29, 2019

David

David is an amazing person he is talent loving and cute

That guy is so cute i wonder if his name is David

by Onllllll May 5, 2019

David

NOT a dumbass disappointment

David your not a dumbass disappointment.

by Aron Dahead May 6, 2019

David

That one kid who gets head from Carly

Where’s David?
Carly’s house

by Nsjafusbd December 17, 2019

David

He can be rude when you meet him but when you get to know him he is really kind, he does have his ups and downs but that's very rare. He is straight but will support you for being whoever and whatever you want to be. He is also usually the youngest in the family. If you know a David, don't lose him.

Boy 1: Woah, don't you think David is really rude?
Boy 2: No, he's my best friend, but did you just meet him?
Boy 1: Yeah.
Boy 2: Oh, that makes sense; just try to get to know him.

by JJKB5 August 13, 2019

David

The most fucked up person youll ever meet. A David will get obsessed with you and is probably gonna get your name tattooed after one week of talking, even though you tell him youre seeing someone else.

''Damn, did you hear about David?''
''Yeah man, he got that bitchs name tattooed even though she doesnt even like him.. geez''

by honeybeeboobies August 15, 2019