The Darren Smith

The act of cumming in a prostitutes ass and having her fart it back out in your mouth.

Well Ryan I finally pulled The Darren Smith off last night on that whore in Tijuana.

by Idaho yelkner June 11, 2020

Dirty Uncle Darren

A mixed drink consisting of Crown Royal, Ginger Ale and Bitters. Adding a maraschino cherry makes it "Dirty".

Bartender, get me a Dirty Uncle Darren. And make it double dirty.

by DinKyDK April 11, 2011

Houdini Darren Delight

Similar to the houdini cheesecake except your mate runs out the closet and bums you. All gay men are called Darren hence the name of this rather cynical surprise act.

"Darren you twat, can't believe you tried the Houdini Darren Delight on me. It's a good thing you are a soft arse otherwise you may have overpowered and bummed me!"

by Ste Crayston March 3, 2007

pulling a Darren Criss

Forgetting the lyrics to a song you wrote while you are performing it

I wrote this song, but when I sang it in front of my friends, I felt like I was totally pulling a Darren Criss!

by Animista March 22, 2016

Dirty Darren

A dirty darren is when you clean the whole house cook dinner do all the washing and still don't get any.

I cleaned the whole fucking house and cooked dinner and all she gave me was a dirty darren

by Ashosist February 10, 2019

A darren

Non Educated Delinquents, have a habit of standing around on street corners drinking 98% of the worlds supply of Buckfast. Only wear track suits and tuck their bottoms into their socks. Usually hibernate in dark corners in flocks of Darren's. This is known as an NYT. Darren's usually shout abuse and have little man syndrome when in actual fact are 5 ft tall and build like a celory stick. When approaching a Darren must be cautious as they can be timid and may burn out with their lighters.

Look at that guy spray painting in the street, what a darren

by IanBruh November 8, 2018

A Darren

A needy girl with low esteem issues, and possibly an eating disorder, who most likely resides in Florida or somewhere sunny and is between the age of 17-22 or at least is acting like one.

Me : "Dude ever since Trixette found my briefs with the wet oysters in them and asked me about it she has been a real fucking Darren."

Friend : "Well you did leave just the nuts hanging out of her best friend from horse riding school bro! But still, totally acting like a Darren."

by Orkawhale January 16, 2018