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Darren

Darren is a weird mixture of elements. Darren’s are know to have a werid taste of humor but still tend be fun. Darren’s are known to make an abundance of mistakes and screw ups, but overtime Darren’s can adapt to there screw ups. A Darren’s natural response to argument with his homies is ether acting like a complete and utter smart ass or just turning to outta pocket shit (usually prejudice comments, though he is also a person of color 💀) to try and win the argument. Likes a lot of music, but 70s through 90s African American music always goes hard for Darren. Darren likes to spend time at home, ether playin mk with his homeboy or taking walks to the park to play frisbee.
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Darren Spreadbury

Literal god. More knowledgeable and wise than anyone in the universe.
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Darren

The most hardcore of hardcore Apple fans, they can’t justify why they like Apple products other than “it’s Apple!”
“Why do you think this iPhone is better than this Samsung?”

“It’s Apple mate”

“Oh god it’s a Darren
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Darren

Cock bigger then a Bulgarian weight lifters arms loves to dip the old badger in many honey pots at once.

Will one day end up making antique trains in his mum's basement when his penis falls off due to his crazy ex wife catching him screwing the dog again
Darren a horny boy
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darren day

Oh man it’s Darren day, I gotta get him a gift
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Darren

A fun, smart, cool guy to hang out with and doesn't like haters who hate the name Darren because they know Darren is a badass! He's one who will stand his ground for his girl (girlfriend/wife) and will never let anyone get in the way of his friends...he is amazing and will always show you a good time even when your sad, he will always find a way to make you smile. He is handsome, sexy, and is easy to become friends with...he will never break a promise EVER....if you love him he will love you back the same...he knows what's right and wrong and will always be there for you...always...Darren is the one you will love as a friend or boyfriend or soulmate...he's the one you won't forget...Remember the name...Darren
by TheGreatOak November 23, 2021
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