thinking chair

(noun) toilet; the most private and relaxing place to sit and think.

Doug: yo man, are you partying tonight?
Dave: i dunno, i'm gonna go to my thinking chair and see what i decide.

by jellyalternative December 10, 2008

Chair Fetus

when a girl has her period in a chair and a guy sperms in the same chair it combines to make a baby.

Hey, don't sit on that chair fetus.

by CheeseyBanana April 12, 2009

papasan chair

Old Asian Male facesitter

The papasan chair nearly suffocated that dude.

by Hotnhotter January 13, 2018

the lucas-chair

a fighting move, usually casted in a classroom, where one grabs a nearby while in a fight, throwing it at an opponent

dude did you hear? he went lucas mode and did the lucas-chair at autum

by cazpers February 20, 2023

Chair humper

an extremely tall and lanky drunk sloptard who randomly grabs chairs in the middle of dancing and begins to thrust into it as to make chair babies.

Dave used to walk like an Egyptian but now he's just a lonely chair humper.

by Chichi33 June 6, 2014

Chair emoji

An inside joke on tiktok/IG. Use the chair emoji instead of laughing emojis

Chair emoji - an inside joke on tiktok/IG. Use the chair emoji instead of laughing emojis.

Example:

Can’t believe they did that🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑

by yamor September 22, 2021

Chair hug

Any hug that starts in a chair and ends up on the floor by any means.

Guy A: Dude i gave that chick a chair hug.

Guy B: How'd you get to the floor?

Guy A: I tickled her, easiest way.

by Theblakclover August 31, 2010