Crackhead Time Machine

A person who if given the opportunity to go back in time to any era in their life to replay or relive would choose the 1980s simply based on the DRUGS , hairbands, Gay spandex pants, and the so-called party scene of their time to real live a crackhead Fantasy of the only time they felt meaningful in life. Such individual possibly may grow up to have bipolar tendencies, spend their free time in dive bars, or possibly be an air guitar superstar, or even claim to communicate with Nikki six via texting at 3 o'clock in the morning. Such device used for Time Machine maybe Ford pick up truck with the key components to time travel being broken tools and cigarette lighters
That crackhead time machine was on display at the Black horse Tavern.

By traveling 88 Miles per hour The crackhead Time Machine went back til when a balls were in and gay porn mustaches were in style.
by Mr Magoe October 14, 2014
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Crackhead Grilled Cheese

Toast with cheese... Made when there is no stove or frying pan available.
Yo man i was craving that grilled cheese but we didnt have no fryin pan... So i made Crackhead Grilled Cheese instead.
by SemperFight10 February 26, 2011
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National Crackhead Day

September 4th; National Crackhead Day is a day where all the crackheads are in charge. School work should be kept to a minimum and the classrooms and lunch room should be chaos due to the crackheads. If you are getting in trouble for being a crackhead, tell them it’s against the law and go home.
Crackhead: sksksksk and i oop sksksk i dropped my hydroflasksksksksksksksk

Teacher: sksksk go to the principals office.

Crackhead: and i oop

(National Crackhead Day is a day where crackheads unite for mass chaos)
by sksksksk42069 August 18, 2019
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National Crackhead Day

This day, October 26, is a day to support all your crackhead friends and shower them with gag gifts. Join in on their crackhead energy. Most people born on this day are considered crackhead.
Olivia : It's National Crackhead Day
Maddie : It's your time to shine
Olivia : Let's be crackheads together
by Crackh34d October 27, 2019
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Crackhead Sandwhich

A sandwhich with massive amounts of peppered meat.
Son: Mom can you make me a crackhead sandwhich

Mom: Shut fuck up little bastard

by Bum killaz 101 April 11, 2009
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ashley your such a crackhead

Basic white girls cheering on their friend Ashley doing something annoying, boring, basic, or accidental to which they then assume it’s so wild and crazy they prefer to her as a “Crackhead”…
Ashley- *does cartwheel and falls*
Friends-OMG ASHLEY YOUR SUCH A CRACKHEAD🤪😭
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local crackheads gc

the local crackheads is both a twitter and imessage group chat consisting of dakota (_memeuslut), ag (memeuhoe) and kaitlin (scousejoshy). they are the most legendary trio ever and were formed during a drama in the commentary crew fandom. don’t mess with these alphas.
someone: have you heard of the local crackheads gc?
legend: yes of course, the alpha trio of twitter

someone: you know it!
by alphamalegrr August 05, 2019
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