bender strays

finding all the different long hairs in your bed after you take some thots to pound town

1. bro i couldn't sleep last night because i had to keep pulling bender strays out of my mouth
2. thats what you get for running a train on those 4 thots ferda
3. so ferda

by roastinsnakesandfuckinrakes July 31, 2017

Table-Bender

A way of describing a woman or man you would like to bend over a table and proceed to have sexual intercourse with.

Wow! She/he is a table-bender for sure!

by D8431 August 23, 2016

blowing bender

Smoking an e-cig. Due to the physical similarities of an e-cig to a robot penis.

Relax, I'm not smoking a real cigarette, I'm blowing bender.

by seeyounexttuesday August 23, 2014

Fence Bender

Somebody who photoshops photos of themselves on social media. Originates from the fence in the background being twisted out of proportion usually due to someone's ass in the way.

"Did you see Jamie's newest Instagram post. She is a total fence bender."

by sanfymanfy August 16, 2019

dickless bender

Someone that defines being a complete twat.

An angry statement at a cocky, spineless douchebag.

Something Bill always said.

David is a pussy... "Dickless bender"

by Twinoftwo February 12, 2019

emotional bender

going on an roller coaster of emotions (rip)

tommy got drunk and went on an emotional bender.

by slutslug July 29, 2017

Bender Defender

A bender defender is somebody who will defend a bender in any circumstance, and in most cases, is bent

Guy 1: I hate gay people, why do you defend them?
Guy 2: Because i'm a bender defender!

by xxdannyg69xx July 13, 2019