The funniest person alive

Slimecical

Slimecical is the funniest person alive

by Amighostboo February 28, 2023

Coolest nigga alive

Alatha Tini

Damn bro Alatha has to be the the Coolest nigga alive

by SKYLER WHITE YO October 8, 2022

Alive Five Bag

When your five bag of smack grows legs and runs away

Is that an alive five bag beating up a homeless guy?

by Ikillpoorpeople November 5, 2019

dirty alive

When you stick your dick in an at least 10 year old corpse and fuck it to life. This maneuver requires the most holy of sex positions, missionary. The corpse should reanimate only to say a Bible verse, moan, and then spit it’s dirty corpse juices into you mouth.

Bruh I went to the cemetery and did a dirty alive last night....those juices were kinda fire ngl

by MegaMonkeyMoney April 1, 2021

Alive but Gay

A picture from an on-going show called Ninjago has started circling the internet. It's a picture from one of the earlier seasons that came out a few years ago, with short updates as to what has happened to some of the main favorite characters. one character, Cole, was marked as "Alive but Gay". This is a phrase rooted in homophobia, but that has been adopted to be a meme about how someone has come out as gay.

"Have you heard from diana from highschool lately? I haven't heard from her in a while"
"Oh, she's alive but gay"

by olinamouse August 27, 2024

funniest streamer alive

jack manifold. he is pog. subscribe to him on twitch with prime he lives primes. he is better than dream. he loves gogy. he is bald. he makes me smile and laugh. he is so funny.

“jack manifold is the funniest streamer alive”
“i agree bartholemwho”
“lets get to pe we r gonna be late”
“i fucking hate pe”
“me too”
“cant stop that jack manifold grind”

by Jackmanifoldstan May 15, 2022

alivity

A word for active and alive combined.

The alivity of the chat has grown over the years!

by BigFrank69 March 9, 2021