Guy1: “Yeah man me and him are brothers now, it was that New York subway we shared”
Guy2: “damn man how big was it”
Guy1: “it was probably a good 8-9 inches of poo”
Guy2: “damn y’all are more then brothers, y’all are like spiritually connected”
Guy2: “damn man how big was it”
Guy1: “it was probably a good 8-9 inches of poo”
Guy2: “damn y’all are more then brothers, y’all are like spiritually connected”
by FuckGuyTheThird August 1, 2021
Get the New York Subwaymug. by Playwise_203 June 20, 2021
Get the national subway daymug. by wdugudxgiwdxgf May 7, 2023
Get the subway surfersmug. To "subway" someone (verb): To hit a cop, especially federal law enforcement, with a footlong Subway sandwich. This often occurs after a long argument or rant directed at said cop, and particularly during times of increasing fascism, nationalism or corporatism.
Man with footlong Subway sandwich: "Sir! Get the fuck outta my city you bootlicking motherfucker! We didn't need your fascist police state!"
Federal cop:
Man with footlong Subway sandwich: Throws his footlong Subway at the cop. Runs away slowly and is caught and charged with a felony
Federal cop:
Man with footlong Subway sandwich: Throws his footlong Subway at the cop. Runs away slowly and is caught and charged with a felony
by Late Stage Piss Jugs August 15, 2025
Get the Subwaymug. When you have to shit really bad on I35 and the only choice you have now is to put your legs up on the dashboard and blast ass into a Subway bag.
by subwaybaggins August 2, 2021
Get the subway bagginmug. by ZP16 April 15, 2014
Get the subway challengemug. The act of shoving a subway sandwich into the intestines of a partner's anus. Then giving them a unhealthy dose of laxatives and having the partner shit the sandwich either onto bread and eat it, or straight into the mouth of the other partner.
by ginormoarantouspenis March 26, 2022
Get the Belgian Subwaymug.