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Le Monke

He is a gorgeous being that sits on his prey before ultimately squishing them with his mighty booty checks. His lips are rounder than your head with his nipples hanging down over 48 meters! He is taller and stronger than King Kong and can crumble building from just sitting down. He is also a being that 14/15 Native American tribes worship. If you ever see him don't run and he will do it quick.
All hail Le monke. He's truly round. You can't get around him. There's no way around.
by Uh Oh STINKY POO October 21, 2019
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Le Douchesac

l'art d'etre un con, lie au mot anglais douchebag.
On a croise Le Douchesac hier soir au bar.
by boss.haas May 15, 2010
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Les Pretend

Definition A;
A character from the Beano comic who pretends to be something every issue and dresses up like it, beginning with a martian in his debut.

Definition B,
Pretentious lesbian, some bitter girl who got screwed around by some asshole so she decides that she hates all men and refuses to date another, so she announces thats shes moving onto dating girls, even though shes not actually a true lesbian.
Example A;
'That Les Pretend is such a copying bastard'
Example B;
'wah wah, I hate all men, I'm gonna go date girls now'
'pfft, yeah thats right, tar all men with the same brush, friggin Les Pretend'
by Llihp Notwen April 15, 2013
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le' go

Abbreviation of "let's go," or rarely, "let go." Often spelled "leggo," especially in hip hop culture and popular culture.
C'mon, my nigga; le' go!
by Rivv ·X· May 25, 2016
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Le Pepe

Adjective: used to describe an occurance that is dissapointing to some degree
Person 1: Brandon bailed on this weekends plans.
Person 2: Total le pepe.

Person 1: My grandma JUST died.

Person 2: That's le pepe.
by Urbandictionaryuser100 June 30, 2023
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Le Nuge

It can also spelled: "Le Nudge". This is a term used in shuffleboard to describe a player whose gentle touch with the weighted disc or "stone" barely nudges another player's weighted disc out of the field of play on a consistent basis. It may also be used in exclamatory fashion to describe a single play of the same kind.

The term is derived from the epic, though fictitious, battle between Monsieur Pierre Le Nuge and Monsieur Gerard LeBoeuf.
"Damn you Le Nuge! I can't believe you bumped me off again."
by Tyler Morell April 9, 2008
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lizzie the les

Basically a girl who will eat any girl out, someone who isn't afraid to finger someone then eat food without washing her hands. Always making sure everyone knows she's gay by wearing 3 quarter lengths with vans.
Lizzie the les is a set of words that means a women who eats other women.
by Massivesspearmonyourface December 1, 2016
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