David is a name given only to those with an appendage greater than 30cm. What he lacks in his ability to find a girlfriend, he makes up for in his tinder successes. You will never find a David dressed in an outfit worth under $1000 at any given moment. On a hot day, he will merely resort to strapping that amount of money to his physical self. Although much can be said about his passion for superheroes, he fell short of claiming this illustrious title by rejecting a plethora of performance enhancing injections by his once favourite nrl club. If you are a female, unfortunately David will resort to staring at you during church services instead of asking your parents for your hand in marriage.
Christ almighty look at the size of David's Schlong
Can you believe David is still single? It's as if he's only into 17 year Olds with boyfriends.
Can you believe David is still single? It's as if he's only into 17 year Olds with boyfriends.
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Get the david.. mug.Get the David mug.David is a truthseeker, and when he talks to you it feels like he gave you truth serum because you're so comfortable you will want to tell him everything. "Exploring the possibilities" with David will ignite your every fantasy, dream, desire, and reality. David will give you every emotional, intellectual, physical and spiritual connection that you will ever need. When you meet David thank him for being him - Sweet, Cool, Crazy, Sexy and Loveable. David will make you feel like you're the most special person in the world. It's impossible not to love David, and he will give you permission to say "I love you." Today is David's birthday, but he in turn will give you the most remarkable gift anyone could ever receive -- the gift of him.
by DaijaMae January 25, 2020
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