What usually happens during rainy days when the concrete is wet and the traction on your shoe is reduced. Typically known as a foot slid into the rectum(usually barefoot) and sometimes consists of a 3 hour hospital wait.
by Pat The Phunky Homosapien June 27, 2003
Get the my foot in your assmug. Full phrase: "What crawled up your ass and died?" It is said after somebody farts and the smell is so horrible that everyone in the room runs out gagging. The implication is that the fart smells as bad as, for example, a rotting dead skunk or maggoty rat.
by lyndal June 21, 2007
Get the crawled up your assmug. by DaQuisha August 20, 2003
Get the bust a cap in your assmug. A kind way of telling someone to fuck off, through insertion of sand into their anus, and pushing it down through the use of a stick, road cone, or broken broom handle.
guy 1- man this dude at the bar was being a total douch nozzle.
guy 2- so what did you do?
guy 1- I just told him to pound sand in your ass.
guy 2- hmmm.
guy 2- so what did you do?
guy 1- I just told him to pound sand in your ass.
guy 2- hmmm.
by vansdirty hand July 10, 2010
Get the pound sand in your assmug. by Solidome October 11, 2016
Get the put a quarter in your assmug. by Snakebitexl June 16, 2017
Get the Flame your assmug. To take control of your situation.
Imagine you are stuck and would push ahead with your hands. Now imagine you are grabbing your ass with both hands to push yourself along.
Or grabbing your ass with both hands to lift yourself out of a problem.
Similar to pulling yourself up by your bootstraps, except more evocative.
Imagine you are stuck and would push ahead with your hands. Now imagine you are grabbing your ass with both hands to push yourself along.
Or grabbing your ass with both hands to lift yourself out of a problem.
Similar to pulling yourself up by your bootstraps, except more evocative.
My crisis-prone neighbor was whining about her latest self-inflicted fiasco.
I told her "grab your ass with both hands" and went out for a beer with my friends.
I told her "grab your ass with both hands" and went out for a beer with my friends.
by Billy Nichols November 14, 2011
Get the grab your ass with both handsmug.