shes a whale

basically a saying that you use to describe a skank or any overall large girl with some extra baggage...the ones that wear their skirts too high and show off a little too much then i would like to see

wow dude...wtf is up with emmas skirt god damn...its too high and i can see her huge arse...

i know man, shes a whale

by greg demarc February 17, 2007

Whale watching

The act of laying down naked and trying to give yourself an erection without touching it. As you go from flaccid to hard your penis will flop back and forth over the edge of your gut. Like a whale breaching water.

I spent all afternoon whale watching and procrasturbatin

by NakedTyler January 7, 2013

Jonah and the Whale

Jonah and the Whale is when you are fucking a heavy-set woman -- at least 300 lbs -- in the ass on the banks of Folly Beach with a lubricated condom that slips off your member during your breach. Forty-eight hours later, while the woman shits out the two day reposit of fast food, she is horrified to find the condom in her greasy anal discharge swimming like the Biblical Jonah.

The preacher's sermon was boring so I took my fat girlfriend under the pew to demonstrate the story of Jonah and the Whale. She fully understood the parable when she shit out my Troj-enz Magnum Shared Pleasures® condom forty-eight hours later.

by Harry Setatestes September 26, 2006

riding the whale

Engaging in sexual intercourse with an woman of considerable size.

John: You know how your sister is a little on the hefty side?
Chad: Yeah, why?
John: Consider me Ishmael.
Eric: You've been riding the whale?!

by Ortis Penbottom September 19, 2009

whale tail

when a girls underwear shows because her pants are too low therefore forming the shape of a whale tail on her behind

Dude check out that whale tail

by gilly54 May 4, 2006

save the whales

But shoot the seals.

by Cheech and Chong July 30, 2003

whale tits

a heavyset woman, resembling the form of a whale, with overly large breasts.

Hey Chad, you should go make a move on whale tits over there. She is making me salty.

by Chad D January 22, 2008