toilet toy

Male genitalia, what men play with in the bathroom when they forget the newspapet

I forgot to bring the new issue of GQ with me to the crapper, i guess I'll just play with my toilet toy.

by The Lust Of Russ February 26, 2018

segs toy

segs toy

A churro

very sexy
dawg
past mod
segs toy
virgin

by Hhhhaaaaaass April 2, 2021

Balls Toy

A Toy used for a male’s balls. Like a female’s face.

man, I just used Gigi’s face as a balls toy.

by MeloXDripp July 26, 2020

Dink-Toy

A car that is shitty, and if it were a toy car, would be one that only reatarted children would be allowed to play with. Hence, Dink-Toy.

That car is a Dink-Toy

by sillynillybilly May 5, 2010

Mattress Toy

Someone you just have sex with. No plans of any thing else.

When using (Mattress Toy) the person is someone you have zero respect for, only serves as a means to get off. Most of the time a mattress toy is an ex. A mattress toy can be any gender.

When are you moving Melinda in?

Never bro, she's just a mattress toy.

I can't go to the party tonight, my mattress toy is in the mood.

by Whitehammer40 March 11, 2020

goy toy

An older Jewish woman's younger gentile boyfriend.

"Have you seen J'Quan, Mrs. Goshberg's' new boyfriend?"

"Yes, I see she's found another goy toy to play with."

by Jack Atrophy August 6, 2022

Dog toy

When you are cannibal and you bite a guys penis off. You swing it around like a dog toy in a dogs mouth.

AGHHH SHIT DHE JUST DOG TOY’d MY DICKKK!

Dude did you hear about that girl that gave a guy a dog toy?

by (catr -Rhe-nuh) November 21, 2019