A guy who befriends groups of beautiful women with the hopes of “shooting their shot”. They are a sort of scavenger in a harmless way. When confronted on their intentions, they play dead.
by Greasy strangler June 28, 2024
by BritishAsshole March 26, 2024
A possum that came from another alternative dimension who manipulates living animals. The Chaos Possum primarily chooses it’s host as a human. The Chaos Possum persuades it’s host into playing dead in the middle of the road. At times the Chaos Possum will manipulate it’s host into have intercourse with other possums. The only way to get rid of the Chaos Possum after becoming it’s host is to contact a pedophilic pastor and be blessed by dark magic.
William: I think I have been cursed by the Chaos Possum.
Gerald: I know a priest who slept with 12 kids!
Gerald: I know a priest who slept with 12 kids!
by JohnRanford1993 July 04, 2022
When you and your lover are sleeping and one starts to get frisky, turning the other one on, only to roll over and go back to sleep! It's called the possum
A: I was sleeping last night and Roman started teasing me
I: sounds like fun
A: it was until he pulled the possum
I: ouch I can't believe he pulled the possum
I: sounds like fun
A: it was until he pulled the possum
I: ouch I can't believe he pulled the possum
by Sweetsgirl January 10, 2017
by Bread_Miser February 02, 2022
"The act of rolling on your back, throwing your arms out like a zombie after a long 15 seconds of intercourse."
by A.H.203 July 19, 2013
1) Refers to a person who enjoys gaining weight in order to feel/be more attractive.
2) Alternatively used for some one who "falls dead" in bed and cannot continue to be entertaining sexually.
2) Alternatively used for some one who "falls dead" in bed and cannot continue to be entertaining sexually.
1) That guy is such a possum, he can't stop eating everything in sight.
2) He's a possum, he just lays there in bed and doesn't do any of the work.
2) He's a possum, he just lays there in bed and doesn't do any of the work.
by Remyarias June 11, 2007