Ethan

ethan is one of the most amazing guy i’ve ever met, he means more than anything to me and always makes me smile, i don’t know what i could do without him. he makes a really awesome guy bestfriend and i love him <3

ethan: *smile that brightens the room*

by wilywokna March 13, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is the type of person to have the biggest shlong. His meat penetrates very deep into dudes assholes. He also enjoys sports and being cracked at fortnite

Did you hear about Ethan? He has a huge cock

by Big_Phat_Cock January 19, 2021

Ethan

A lonely room dwelling vampire who spends all their time inside and is forever alone

Anyone: wot did u do last weekend?
Ethan: stay inside and didn't see the sun

by Ethan the lonely October 13, 2019

Ethan

A fucking stud. Fucks everyone he wants. And some he doesn't. Doesn't give a shit about anything. Recently stumbled upon a large sum of money. Fucks teachers daughters on baseball fields. Takes virginities, and doesn't give me back. Has been know to go by the GOAT at sex. Smashes on the Xbox. Goes down on girls for wicked amounts of time; because he's a giver. Once made the Dos-Equis man drink a Corona. Just the sexiest motherfucker you'll ever meet. His best bud is Chris. And once again, the sexiest mothefucker you'll ever meet.

Did you see Ethan?

Fuck he's a stud.

Ethan makes me so wet. Everytime he looks at me, I have to change my panties.

by BloopBloopDoopadeDoop November 13, 2020

Ethan

The most fucking attractive and cute human being to ever live. He has a really sweet smile that literally melts your heart and a laugh that is so contagious that you can't help but laugh or smile too. Has a great voice and sings like an angel. Fit but also smart as heck. Sometime quiet in the cute way but also energetic and lively with his friends. Great sense of humour with jokes that make everyone laugh. Kinda flirty. Overall really friendly, approachable, and respectful.

"Ethan is so fucking hot, holy shit!"
"Ethan will make any girl or guy fall for him."

by justarandomguyhere August 23, 2022

Ethan

An annoying little fuck who no one likes and is overweight

Damn look at that Ethan over their

by momolis April 9, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is one of those guys you get attached to really quick. He’s very kind and loving. If he makes a promise he does everything he can to keep it. If you need something he will be there for you no matter what he’s going through himself. He’s funny, charming, handsome, sweet, kind, and so much more. You will grow to love him very much and try your best to stay by his side. He will be weird with you and act stupid but he knows how to be responsible when he has to. He will become your favorite person and you’ll never truly forget him.

Ethan helped me cheer up when I was upset.

by Derpy.krys September 28, 2019