by douchsicle November 19, 2011

did you see that girl cindy?
get away from her she might give you cab syndrome
"what's that"
"crusty ass bitch syndrome, it's contagious"
get away from her she might give you cab syndrome
"what's that"
"crusty ass bitch syndrome, it's contagious"
by suzivert January 4, 2022

by Miss Mona February 22, 2025

Someone who gets so drunk (usually at a dive bar) that it is apparent to everyone that they should call a professional to get them home.
Typically these are 40-60 year old men that wear depends and occasionally fall asleep mid sentence.
Typically these are 40-60 year old men that wear depends and occasionally fall asleep mid sentence.
Bar Patron #1: This old fucker at South River Bar was so wasted he fell asleep while hitting on some fat road whore.
Bar Patron #2: Shit that asshole is Taxi Cab Drunk, hope he has his diapers on!
Bar Patron #2: Shit that asshole is Taxi Cab Drunk, hope he has his diapers on!
by Impaler August 27, 2013

An acronym for 'Campus Activities Board' , which serves the students of Fordham Lincoln Center. Also notable is CAB's legacy of throwing the best bingo nights, craft nights, and parties. A little secret is that they always have the best food at their club events (last year I saw someone stuffing their face with two chipotle bowls that CAB provided during one of its Bingo nights).
by collegeunpaidintern July 14, 2024

by #elizabethan2010 October 29, 2017
