vaginal weave

An activity involving the manipulation and placement of two or more womens labia (may be the outer and/or inner) of their vaginas together, one atop of the other weaving them together. Similar to the male version of DOCKING.

From the vaginal weave position, the two girls could literally french braid their pubic hair together.

by TheBlueScout January 25, 2017

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weave nation-certified

If someone is weave nation-certified, this means that they are a dodging expert. Throw them stuff, but no matter what, they will dodge left and right, up and down, horizontal and vertical everything.

dude 1: yo, have you seen dude 3 dodging? HE IS TRULY A WEAVE NATION-CERTIFIED, BRAH!
dude 2: hell yeah man, he is definitely HIM.

by AdruyinarGaming January 12, 2024

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weave nation-certified

If someone says they are weave nation-certified, that means that they are REALLY good at dodging stuff. you can throw just about ANYTHING you got, but no matter what, they will ALWAYS dodge, left and right, up and down, horizontal and vertical. good luck trying to even hit them in a dodgeball game.

dude 1: bro, have you seen dude 3? he's a goddamn weave nation-certified fellow!
dude 2: yeah, i gotta agree with ya. he will definitely become HIM if he keeps training like dat.

by AdruyinarGaming January 15, 2024

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Weave

Dodge

Bro did you see that weave john did to mike yesterday?

by Lisden November 11, 2021

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Bob n' Weave

1. A touchdown dance noteably used by the 1998-2000 St. Louis Rams NFL team that was greatly received as unsportsmanlike conduct.
2. A Barber Shop Beauty Parlor combination owned and created by the same name which also features styles/cuts by the same name.

You dropped the bomb on me with that Bob n' Weave!

by Vin Nguyen August 3, 2017

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