When the guy is about to cum during sex, pulls out, and the girl slaps his dick so hard that he cries from the pain and gets blue balls because he can no longer finish.
-May be used as a tactic to avoid dangerous situations such as the angry pirate, strawberry shortcake, or receiving HIV from someone they cannot resist having sex with.
-May also be used by a rude bitch who is selfish and wants nobody but herself to experience the pleasures of life.
-May be used as a tactic to avoid dangerous situations such as the angry pirate, strawberry shortcake, or receiving HIV from someone they cannot resist having sex with.
-May also be used by a rude bitch who is selfish and wants nobody but herself to experience the pleasures of life.
I got it in with her the other night; I knew she was selfish, but I didn't think she'd go so far as to give me the preemtive strike! What a bitch!
by KMacAttack1234 August 7, 2011
Get the The Preemtive Strike mug.a soft blow to the side of the head. A lateral strike has a very specific technique. One must flattened the hand & palm, and start with arm raised above the head. Strike downwards swiftly and in a circular motion towards target. Reduce all force prior to impact with target.
E.g. Everyone once in a while, people will give Chingy a lateral strike, to put him back in his place.
by icrywhenangelsdeservetoDIE!!!! October 24, 2011
Get the Lateral Strike mug.Sir are you sure you want to drone strike a village of innocent locals that have nothing to do with any terrorist organisation.
by Rehehehehehehehehe October 23, 2023
Get the Drone Strike mug.by Rehehehehehehehehe May 14, 2023
Get the Drone Strike mug.A group of men, usually led by someone named Derek, who meet up at a secret gym to engage in anal sex.
Dan: Looking forward to some Matroom 13 baton strikes this weekend. I wonder when Derek is going to let us know where we're meeting up.
Jason: I know right? Probably near an emergency room this time. He really had it rough with Scott and his crew really tore him up last go around. I had to get him to a doctor the next day. But he loves it so we'll see...
Jason: I know right? Probably near an emergency room this time. He really had it rough with Scott and his crew really tore him up last go around. I had to get him to a doctor the next day. But he loves it so we'll see...
by Old Man Neltson July 26, 2023
Get the Baton Strikes mug.An ability in wow wrath which will always be useless due to the fact that cleave will generally be useless on bosses which cannot be cleaved. It has a very minor increase in damage given the number of talent points required to unlock it, compared to more useful talents.
by TheS August 1, 2022
Get the Heart Strike mug.Lemon Infused Gargantuan Man-made Apocalypse Strike
The worst way to have your country end, but an amazing way to die. This device can vaporize anything within a 30-mile radius, any person within a 100-mile radius will be temporary blinded and hit with the smell of fresh lemons. It will take the shockwave about 15 seconds to reach 100 miles while it loses 6.67% of its power every second. Everything will be covered in yellow dust after the citrusy blast and 30-foot tall lemons will cover the area.
Inspired by Cave Johnson’s Combustible Lemon.
The worst way to have your country end, but an amazing way to die. This device can vaporize anything within a 30-mile radius, any person within a 100-mile radius will be temporary blinded and hit with the smell of fresh lemons. It will take the shockwave about 15 seconds to reach 100 miles while it loses 6.67% of its power every second. Everything will be covered in yellow dust after the citrusy blast and 30-foot tall lemons will cover the area.
Inspired by Cave Johnson’s Combustible Lemon.
“Hey, what’s that falling from the sky?”
“GET DOWN! IT’S A L.I.G.M.A STRIKE!”
“What’s a L.I.G.M.A Strike?”
“It’s a Lemon Infu-”
“I CAN’T SEE! AND WHY DO I SMELL LEMONS?”
“HOLY SHIT THAT IS A MASSIVE LEMON!”
“GET DOWN! IT’S A L.I.G.M.A STRIKE!”
“What’s a L.I.G.M.A Strike?”
“It’s a Lemon Infu-”
“I CAN’T SEE! AND WHY DO I SMELL LEMONS?”
“HOLY SHIT THAT IS A MASSIVE LEMON!”
by Steven The Absolute Idiot September 1, 2022
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