sj;ts

Same Joke ; Too Slow.

Used in a chat conversation when you are about to make a joke, but before you can finish typing, the other person has already commented with the same joke you were attempting to make.

Them: "I'm gonna send you NSFW links at work! Here, www.unusually-flexible-sexy-people.gov"

You: "Thanks for making it a .gov URL; that's a good way to avoid it being real by accident."

You: (starting to type, "But what if you click on it and")

They: "Or alternatively, it IS real, and you learn really shocking things about our government!"

You: "Damn! SJ;TS!"

by TheEllen November 14, 2012

Ts

Ts means this shit or type shit, but some dumbass gen alpha kids decided to change it to this. Like if u don't get ur lazy self and type the whole word urself Istg.

1:Ts is the type of stuff I'd see on mars
2: ts means this shit, use it correctly dumbass.

by Naviaaa!!! March 17, 2025

ts

it could mean anything like type shit which is agreeing with you and this shi or that shi

person 1: this girl fine asl

person 2: ts

person 1: yooo look at her bbl

person 2: ts not that bad

by briiiiiiiiithatbitchhhhhhhhhhh November 17, 2024

ts

ts means this

ts pmo 💔

by tslover98 May 15, 2025

ts

True shit

"YO homie you lookin fine today"
"Bs"
"Nah fam, ts"

by trueshitbruh November 13, 2020

shut ts up

meaning “shut that shit up”. stop doing whatever ur doing or saying cause you probably sound dumb ash

“when is independence day?” “shut ts up bro”

by peymorll50 March 1, 2024

ts

ts(this shit) pmo(piss me off) atp(at this point) ts(type shit) bruzz(bro huzz) like yall dtm(doing to much) ts(this) pmo(piss me off) ts(type shit)

ts ts ts ts ts lmk pmo pmo pmo pmo

by Goonvaddi January 30, 2025