Reverse Tent

Guys can pitch a tent, well get ready for the reverse tent.
The reverse tent is for when you have to shit , but are trying to hold it, THUS it 'turtles' in and out- which is why it has also been known as a "turtlehead"
Guy 1: " I was pitching a tent last night watching some porn before bed."

Guy 2: "I was pitching a reverse tent at the movies with my girlfriend last night."
by Cancerous Queen January 14, 2010
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Circus Tent

LARGE erection lifts pants to look like a Circus Tent.
Kelly got such a Circus Tent when Philly read naughty stories online.
by gawwasdfh November 25, 2009
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Boxer Tent

Not every guy goes to scouts but they can all pitch a tent in the morning

Erection of said tent can be achieved through the employment of your morning stonk on.
Sharpie "Oi wid, want to see my boxer tent?"

Wid "Nah Sharpie keep your stonk on to yourself"
by Sharpie&Wid June 20, 2018
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tit tent

The pronounced ridge formed by stretched fabric between hard and/or big nipples.
That MILF in the T shirt is hot. Did you see her tit tent?
by UD dog October 10, 2020
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Cotton Tent

An erect phallus contained within a pair of briefs, which pushes the fabric up into the shape of a small tent.
by SAKURA TEH MC August 21, 2008
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nose tent

The tent of skin that forms around your nose when you're 69-ing with a girl that has some serious beef curtains.
Yo bro, I saw your leaving with Julie on Saturday night. Did you get some?

Yeah the sex was great, but she gave me a nose tent, pretty nasty.
by Question Factory March 12, 2011
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Rape Tent

Monk: "Dude, that 14 year old, I'd deff hit that!"

Luis: Ugh....... rape tent.
by Monkaroni February 20, 2009
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