SlowLoris

SlowLoris is a DOS attack or Denial of service attack.

Dude, that's a SlowLoris attack!

by Gl1tc8 March 16, 2018

Spoil my market

When someones availability as a partner is significantly compromised due to the apparent involvement with a somebody else.

Market spoiling is not exclusive to those in relationships.

Guy 1: Ayy you posting your girl on the gram?
Guy 2: Naaah, don't want her to spoil my market.

Spoil my market = (ruin the probability of other females sliding in his DMs)

by badgalmg June 11, 2018

spoilder

when someone is more spoiled than others

kenny is more spoiled than me, he is spoilder!

by charlee1234 February 28, 2019

Spoiledism

When kyle doesn’t give a shit if he breaks his phine because he is spoiled

“I don’t give a shit if I break my phone”
That’s spoiledism”

by Bug Chungus January 17, 2019

spoiled beans

According to all known laws
of aviation,

there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

- Barry?
- Adam?

- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.

Sorry. I'm excited.

Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B's.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!

Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!

- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.

- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.

Never thought I'd make it.

Three days grade school,
three days high school.

Those were awkward.

Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.

You did come back different.

- Hi, Barry.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.

oops thanos dies twice in end game and hulk snaps everyone back i made spoiled beans

by spoodertable10000 May 3, 2019

Spoiler Queen

A female that frequently spoils books, movies, tv shows, and news without concern or regard for others. They will often do so in person or through social media.

My sister is a spoiler queen. I can’t watch anything without her blabbing the ending.

I heard from the spoiler queen that you’re pregnant.

The spoiler queen told me about the surprise party.

by I_caveman August 21, 2019

Spoiler Baiting

When someone says intriguing and specific things about a show/movie/book that makes you want to search it up and spoil it for yourself.

Person 1: “damn I really like this character”

Person 2: “ooo yeh someone really bad happens to them in the next season, good luck liking him!”

Person 1: *searches it because person 2 was spoiler baiting them*

by EsorRemmus April 30, 2020