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Maple Leafs Sports & Entertainment

Maple Leafs Sports & Entertainment is a professional sports company with its headquarters in Toronto, Ontario. Valued at 1.75 billion USD, they have many assets including the Toronto Maple Leafs, the Toronto Marlies, the Toronto Raptors, the Toronto FC, and the Air Canada Centre.

Unfortunately (or fortunately for their competition), they are 80% owned by the Ontario Teachers' Pension Plan, who don't give 2 sh*ts about sports, except to collect their pensions and go to sleep every night laughing at how much the Leafs, the Raptors, and the FC fail year after year.
Justin Bieber is a disgrace to music as Maple Leafs Sports & Entertainment is a disgrace to sports.

If Maple Leafs Sports & Entertainment got $1 from every person in Toronto every time one of their teams made the playoffs, MLSE will have $0.

The amount that Maple Leafs Sports & Entertainment cares about its teams can be compared to the amount of success Ron Wilson has as a coach, which is negative infinity.
by Ron Wilson's Lover Brian Burke November 2, 2011
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range rover sports truck

range rover sports truck is a stupid inside joke that only baylen levine fans will understand because they are superior.
guy 1: i’m thinking of 4 words
any baylen levine fan: RaNgE rOvEr SpOrTs TrUcK
by benitez.mateys May 30, 2020
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Sports Douche

A person who's a fan of the New York Yankees, Los Angeles Lakers and Dallas Cowboys. Only watches their teams when they're in the playoffs. When their team wins, they're obnoxious. When their team loses, they don't care. So, smack talking with them is never fun. They can never hold up an argument about sports. Most of the time, they don't even know any of their team's players except for their best player.

Jack Nicholson: Ultimate Sports Douche; Yankees and Lakers season ticket holder.
Look at that sports douche at the end of the bar. Rooting for the Lakers when they score but doesn't understand what's even going on in the game. He's wearing a Yankees hat and a Cowboys sweatshirt. Wait... is that Jack Nicholson?
by Loyal_Fan November 1, 2010
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hoochie daddy shorts

Really short man shorts worn by dads
He was out there wearing those hoochie daddy shorts
by BlaccBo Duke May 29, 2022
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Shorts September

This is where you must wear shorts in September. No Pants!! This is especially hard in places like Michigan where the weather usually sucks.
It's so frigid, I wish I could wear pants, but it's shorts september.

Random Girl: Why are you wearing shorts?
Mal: Because it's shorts september!!
by MalLovesShortsSeptembers!! September 28, 2009
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YouTube Shorts

Sub bot.
But really: YouTube videos that are basically TikToks, but on YouTube, and they are guaranteed to give BIG views. Especially if there’s bobux involved.
YouTube: *gives me bobux YouTube shorts on homepage*
Me: it viral time to copy
Me a few days later: *1 billion sub*
by Bronelson January 14, 2021
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