A so-called rapper who used to rap about murder, but now only sings about love, and how he is tired of being lonely. Gay DMX wanna-be. His sidekick is that ugly banshee Ashanti.
Ja-Rule: baby baby baaaaaabaaaay! Im tired of being lonely! I need someone to hold meeeee.... so baby girl put it on me!!!! Im a homo!!!!
by Zeebo the Barber October 28, 2006
Get the Ja-Rulemug. by Mariola October 6, 2004
Get the Ja Rulemug. An alternate set of rules that may be used to play beer pong.
When playing using nigger rules, each team sets up their cups. Then, the team that has the biggest nigger automatically wins. The losers must then drink all of the beer on the table, followed by three shots of vodka. If the losing team bitches out and does not drink the beer or the vodka, they are declared niggers and cannot play for the rest of the night.
When playing using nigger rules, each team sets up their cups. Then, the team that has the biggest nigger automatically wins. The losers must then drink all of the beer on the table, followed by three shots of vodka. If the losing team bitches out and does not drink the beer or the vodka, they are declared niggers and cannot play for the rest of the night.
Jimmy - "Dude how did you get so fucked playing Bp last night?"
Morton - "We were playing nigger rules."
Jimmy - "Get raped."
Morton - "We were playing nigger rules."
Jimmy - "Get raped."
by Hugh_ _Jass March 7, 2010
Get the Nigger Rulesmug. The un-written law of football where if George Elokobi, the wolves legend, scores a goal on FIFA or Pro Evolution it counts as 19.
A similar rule applies to Emile Heskey, whose goals are worth 5 a piece. However if both players score in the same game "blump saturation" occurs which means both players goals are now worth 1. Blump saturation has never been forced to date due to it's unlikelyness.
A similar rule applies to Emile Heskey, whose goals are worth 5 a piece. However if both players score in the same game "blump saturation" occurs which means both players goals are now worth 1. Blump saturation has never been forced to date due to it's unlikelyness.
Nick: An elokobi hatrick, amazing. I make that 57-2. I love The Elokobi Rule.
Sid: Correct, but it only takes one heskey goal to make it 3-3
Nick: Well that's blump saturation for you.
Sid: Correct, but it only takes one heskey goal to make it 3-3
Nick: Well that's blump saturation for you.
by Elokobi'sNephew January 24, 2010
Get the The Elokobi Rulemug. by Shadow Industry July 9, 2011
Get the Rule 423mug. The Rule of Goats says that self-awareness or irony doesn't change public perception. If you fuck a goat, even if you say it's for the lulz or to prove a larger point, you're still a goat-fucker.
The saying was coined by criminal defense attorney Ken White of the Popehat Report. It's loosely connected to an Irish Pub joke about an old man who has multiple accomplishments but also once fucked a goat. In the end, nobody recognizes him for his achievements and instead only knows him as the goat-fucker.
The saying was coined by criminal defense attorney Ken White of the Popehat Report. It's loosely connected to an Irish Pub joke about an old man who has multiple accomplishments but also once fucked a goat. In the end, nobody recognizes him for his achievements and instead only knows him as the goat-fucker.
Defendant: "I was only trolling when I said all those awful things."
Ken White: "The Rule of Goats applies."
Ken White: "The Rule of Goats applies."
by NoneCanHandle November 7, 2021
Get the The Rule of Goatsmug. The rule that you shouldn't get romantically involved with someone a close friend has been romantically involved with, at least without asking first. The reason being that whatever issues exist(ed) in the romantic relationship tend to become issues for the friendship as well.
"Did you hear that Mike is sleeping with Sara?"
"Isn't she your ex? Total violation of the friend rule, man."
"Isn't she your ex? Total violation of the friend rule, man."
by Memeslayer October 6, 2006
Get the friend rulemug.