Rosa oxford

A pathetic insecure excuse for a woman

Fat and ugly

Fakest thing since plastic
Can’t get her own man
Is obsessive to the core

Stalks any man who smiles at her

Dumbest person around

Can’t keep a friend or a man

Depressed about her own ugliness and black heart

Needs to do everyone a favour and slip next time she cuts herself

Is that your friend Rosa oxford?
No I hate her She is a pathetic insecure excuse for a woman I wish one of her suffering ex’s would actually do a good job of beating her and put us all out of our misery

by #badbitch#1 August 22, 2022

Rosa Parked

Stealing the passenger seat when someone else calls "shotgun"

(walking to car)
Friend:Shotgun!
You:(Sprint towards the passenger seat) YOU JUST GOT ROSA PARKED

by anonytorious March 16, 2014

Joao Rosa

When there are girls around, you will probably hear "Classic Rosa". His smile works as a magnet and all the girls in the area cannot escape from it. Joao Rosa is a guy really hard to compete with, so better refresh your flirting skills if don't want to end up alone at McDonald's at 3.00 am. Besides this, you have probably never saw him upset or angry with someone.

Joao Rosa: "Do you wanna marry me?"

by Ostrich911 November 21, 2021

Rosa

Rosa is the kindest and selfless person on earth. She always makes you presents and organizes the coolest events. She is so motivated for that stuff, it’s incredible. Her love language is obviously making presents and that stuff. You need a friend like that in your life. But you have to make sure she does not give her self up for anyone. Ask her what she wants and don’t take advantage of her. Try to find out what she wants and give her a little bit of the effort she makes back! Respect her and never hurt her pls:)

Rosa: Hey how are you?
You: Good and you? How went your Christmas holidays?
Rosa: Mine where so fun! Ahh I’m so excited I have a present for you.. wait I have to get it from my locker!
You: Awew thanks you are such a good friend and I love and missed you!

by your lovely friend November 20, 2021

(FENT) ROSA PERKS

WHEN YOU DROP TILTED TOWERS AND YOU GET 200PUMPED WITH A LEGENDARY PUMP AND GET SENT BACK TO THE LOBBY AND U THINK OF PLAYING ANOTHER MATCH BUT GO JERK OFF INSTEAD. MORGEN FREEMEN POPS OUT OF NO WHERE AND SAYS HES PROUD OF YOU AND JOINS YOU.

(FENT) ROSA PERKS
I BURIED MY NEIGHBORS DOG LAST NIGHT IT WAS FUN!

by ROSA PERK September 10, 2025

Rosa Penumbrosa

A folk legend from northeastern Brazil, said to have emerged during the Great Drought of 1877. After losing her entire family to starvation and disease, Rosa is said to have dug into the dry earth with her own teeth, too weak to use her hands, and buried the bodies. In her grief, she cursed God and was condemned to an eternal, cursed existence. Her eyes turned to dust, and her body became unnaturally thin — too alive to be dead, too frail to be living. According to folklore, she appears before periods of extreme drought, haunting the land and the dreams of those who suffer. Those who dream of her often wake with a dry throat, the taste of earth, cracked tongue, and suddenly, dies of dehydration.

When Rosa Penumbrosa arrives, the life of anyone who stands in front of you will be difficult.

by Oculto July 8, 2025

Rosa

A Sea Otter that resides at the Monterey Bay Aquarium, helped saved the otter population, and is an impressive 23 years old. It is tradition that on Rosa's birthday, the Twitch streamer/YouTuber DougDoug celebrates her birthday on twitch by having a Twitch stream of Rosa, himself, and his twitch chat playing games and raising money for Rosa

Dougdoug: Rosa is a badass otter! Let's throw her a birthday party!
Twitch Chat: *donates over $100k for Rosa and the Monterey Bay Aquarium

by Fightnperish April 11, 2023