relationship

A form of manipulation or control.

That nigga got in dis relationship, he whipped cuh.

by loser2.0 October 25, 2011

text message relationship

1) Being in a relationship where one or both parties prefer text messaging over talking on the phone or in person, unsurprisingly causing 99% of their problems, as at least one person in the relationship is too stupid to understand that text messages arrive/send out of order if at all.

2) A relationship that doesn't go very far; one so short or shallowly lived it can be replayed with little difficulty over text messaging. A final summation used to describe a waste of time.

Usually results in a text message breakup.

A typical text message relationship:

Brad: hey
Amy: hey i cant hang out tonight
Brad: chill later?
Amy: i just told you i cant im busy helping amanda with some stuff.
not sent Amy: you never listen
Brad: okay
Brad: when?
not sent Brad: lol isnt amanda that newage chick?
Amy: :(
Brad: something wrong?
resent Amy: :(
Brad: i do something?
Amy: u know what u did
Brad: you're not answering your phone?
not sent Amy: i dont want to talk to you
Brad: babe?

Later, in person.
Amy: Like I totally had to change my number because brad wouldn't stop texting me even though I broke up with him over text the other night when I had no service.
Amanda: He must be a stalker. I was almost raped, I know these things.
Amy: Thank god I have a friend like you. Let's scissor.

by levelnineboss December 23, 2008

Relationship

A bond between to people, that at first looks like happiness and joy but always ends in failure and pain. Usually caused by miss-communication or lying.

Jack and Lucy's relationship started out looking great, that is intill Lucy stopped talking to Jack and wouldn't tell him what was wrong and eventually cheated on him because of it.

by reipa January 24, 2010

Relationoupie

A person inbetween a relationship and a groupie. A hook up inbetween a singer and a normal person.

My sister is a relationoupie; she hooks up with the lead singer from LMFAO from time to time and talks to him daily.

by Jenneily October 29, 2009

Relationship Fluffer

While seeing or dating someone, they claim they are not ready for a relationship or are afraid of commitment, but will then break it off with you and move immediately into a committed relationship with the next person. You prep them, if you will, and warm them up to the idea of a relationship or commitment. It's just not with you!

"Damn, I am so sick of being a relationship fluffer for all these loser guys who claim they don't want a commitment as they now have moved on to the next girl and they are now exclusively dating!"

"I'm a master relationship fluffer. Immediately after parking me in the friend zone, he now has a serious girlfriend when he told me he just wanted casual."

by Annabnna October 6, 2013

relationship upgrade

Moving your relationship to the "next" (higher) level: from friends to "friends with benefits" or dating; from dating to exclusive, from exclusive to moving in, etc. Sometimes the relationship upgrade requires considerable work from one partner to overcome the fears, worries, or hesitance of the other partner.

Person 1: I'm tired of being just friends with benefits. We need a relationship upgrade!
Person 2: What you want from me bro? I don't wanna be monogamous yet.
Person 1: Let's just date - some romance with our sex.
Person 2: Ok. I guess that's a cool relationship upgrade.

by IkuraEater July 28, 2014

Relationship Swag

Memorabilia from past relationships
Shoe box love

Feeling nostalgic, I decided to look at my old relationship swag, finding concert tickets, pics, coasters, seashells amongst many things and had me some shoe box love.

by Doozieoozie March 20, 2021