When your buddy is impatient and doesn't want to "wait his turn" on the salty wench. You share your wench but strictly "no homo" style. Coffee table rule is defined as the rule of "you stay on your side of the coffee table (the coffee table being the females back as she is on all fours) and I'll stay on my side". The females back can also be USED as a table to set your beer or other beverage of choice on, assuming all parties are in sync and things don't get too wild.
"Sheridan, this may take longer than I had expected, you can jump in on the other end but coffee table rules bro."
by Bdiddy1 June 13, 2014
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by HeyHeyHey July 27, 2003
Get the road rules mug.Nigga put that bitch ass ball back, we playing basement rules, before i bust a cap in your ass nigga.
by nickispickis September 25, 2006
Get the Basement Rules mug.1. If the victims underwear is showing they are fair game. If you can see it they are asking for it.
2. If the victims underwear is ripped from the wedgie then the giver must either replace the ripped underwear or allow their underwear to be ripped in an equal fashion.
3. Tighty whities are always an invitation for a wedgie. If you see someone wearing tighty whities they must be given a wedgie.
4. There are only a few circumstances where it is acceptable to give a girl a wedgie, a) you are also a girl. b) you have direct permission from her (ex. she lost a bet and the payment is a wedgie) c) you are dating her (keep in mind you may no longer be dating her if you give her a wedgie).
If you give a girl a wedgie and you don't fit in any of the terms above you are to receive a wedgie by everyone in the room and the victim is allowed to give you 1 slap to the face.
5. If the victim has placed themselves in a state of vulnerability (ex. crouching in front of you) they are also asking for it and can be given a wedgie.
6. If a girl makes a bet with a guy and the loser gets a wedgie she I'd allowed to use her boyfriend to give or get the wedgie in place of her.
2. If the victims underwear is ripped from the wedgie then the giver must either replace the ripped underwear or allow their underwear to be ripped in an equal fashion.
3. Tighty whities are always an invitation for a wedgie. If you see someone wearing tighty whities they must be given a wedgie.
4. There are only a few circumstances where it is acceptable to give a girl a wedgie, a) you are also a girl. b) you have direct permission from her (ex. she lost a bet and the payment is a wedgie) c) you are dating her (keep in mind you may no longer be dating her if you give her a wedgie).
If you give a girl a wedgie and you don't fit in any of the terms above you are to receive a wedgie by everyone in the room and the victim is allowed to give you 1 slap to the face.
5. If the victim has placed themselves in a state of vulnerability (ex. crouching in front of you) they are also asking for it and can be given a wedgie.
6. If a girl makes a bet with a guy and the loser gets a wedgie she I'd allowed to use her boyfriend to give or get the wedgie in place of her.
Dan ripped Paul's underwear, according to the wedgie rules Dan needs to buy Paul new underwear or Paul gets to rip Dan's.
by Jtansar October 8, 2016
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This condition does not conflict with bros before hoes due to the new nature of the female interest.
This condition does not conflict with bros before hoes due to the new nature of the female interest.
Scott: So we still hanging out tonight?
William: Naw bro. I hate to bail but I got a date.
Scott: But we made plans a week ago!
William: Sorry, but you know. Girl rules.
Scott: Alright, it's cool.
William: Naw bro. I hate to bail but I got a date.
Scott: But we made plans a week ago!
William: Sorry, but you know. Girl rules.
Scott: Alright, it's cool.
by wilskil July 6, 2007
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