Poon-put

When porn stars shoot Ping-Pong balls from their vaginas.

"Jay you gotta see this poon-put xvid I leeched off of alt.binaries.erotica.pervert"
"Jon the first rule of usenet is you don't talk about usenet."

by JonCollinski April 26, 2006

Putting paid to

used in Great Britain/Australia/Canada-

putting an end to

Putting paid to the gossip that their romance was over, they reported their engagement to the Press this Friday.

by NYDr.Sue October 25, 2011

putting on mittens

The internet equivalent of biting one's tongue.

My boss's email was so infuriating that I wanted to reply to all pointing out his hypocrisy. But I need the job, so I ended up putting on mittens and just let it go.

by Xenos Aegletes October 7, 2012

put it on the drive

To get belligerently drunk.

Timothy: What are you up to man?
Me: At a business conference in Las Vegas. I can't stand these fuckers, so I'm gonna put it on the drive.
Timothy: What do you have available?
Me: A mini-fridge in my hotel room full of various wines and liquors. I'm gonna drink everything in this pig and head to the company dinner.

by ribbitypibbity May 18, 2017

Making Put

To pretend or wish you were doing something romantic or sexual, or doing something romantic or sexual.

I was making put last weekend with this girl in a corner. I went to town with that burger.

by Wiktorus December 11, 2007

puts play to

Refers to a plan being ruined. If you have something organised and in some way it is no longer available. Used in south east Scotland, may be used elsewhere, author is unsure.

"It's raining, we can't play golf anymore!"
"Ahh well, that puts play to that idea"

or

"Johhny can't make it? Well that puts play to that then eh!"

by RooCH July 30, 2008

Put a raincoat on it

An old way of saying put on a condom if you don't want to impregnate someone.

John: Jack, is...is that YOUR baby your holding?!
Jack: Yeah
John: You didn't put a raincoat on it, did you?
Jack: No

by cpuvcpu December 30, 2011