When your girl is wearing a skirt and on all fours looking for her glasses, you come in behind her and fuck her till she screams Jinkies.
Clarissa’s glasses fell off after she was attempting to hang a mirror on the wall, when she got down on all fours, Ken came in using the Velma position until she moaned Jinkies.
by Mothballz May 21, 2022
Get the Velma positionmug. When a guy (or girl) grabs a girl by the neck and uses the other hand to fiddle down the bottom, aka choking while fingering.
by PurpleMagma205 July 19, 2020
Get the Guitar positionmug. positivity day is a day where you be as positive as possible love and care for each other its every Wednesday you must wear red to show that you support
by Michael Lloyd October 29, 2019
Get the positivity daymug. Wall-Twerk Fucking. An act of sex in which you stand on a step stool with your dick inside a girl while she wall-twerks. This position requires a pair that is highly skilled in the art of sexual acrobatics.
My girlfriend wanted to try something new last night so we tested out the WTF position; Needless to say it was fucking amazing.
by xELiTexDPx September 4, 2014
Get the The WTF positionmug. Positive sauce is ejected out of the male penis and flys through the air and pastes it’s self on to a partner(s) face.
Money Bunns: Oh you like it when I do this.
Harry Crosswinds: Yeah baby just like that I’m about to give you all of my positive sauce you ready.
*Gives her all his positive sauce*
Money Bunns: You got it in my hair
Harry Crosswinds: My bad baby but you gotta give my daily dish of happiness.
Harry Crosswinds: Yeah baby just like that I’m about to give you all of my positive sauce you ready.
*Gives her all his positive sauce*
Money Bunns: You got it in my hair
Harry Crosswinds: My bad baby but you gotta give my daily dish of happiness.
by Positive Sauce January 17, 2018
Get the positive saucemug. When you live in a country led by dictatorial government such as Iran, doing graffities and writing protest slogans on anywhere accessible to make the evil sink, is called positive vandalism
by Bedrockitis November 14, 2022
Get the Positive Vandalismmug. A term which is euphemism for "intentional spreading of HIV", also called Pozzing. Given the self-loathing put upon gay males during the AIDS epidemic and by Christians' obsession with sodomy in exclusion to a loving relationship, the act is popular among the gay fetishes.
This would be an issue if there were not also Positive Slamming individuals, or males self described as Bug Catchers, who get a high off taking these positive rammings thus taking the majority share of the viral loads. It is of mild concern to Infectious Disease Specialists who have Christians and the media via gay males to thank for a never-Ending supply of mutations of the immunological depressing virus, only because it's thier job.
For the "plague spreading abominations" from the 80s and 90s, more commonly now referred to a "gays", it is a prophecy of self-fulfillment, given by Christ through the lies of Christians and the news outlets: pestilence spread in the name of sexual satisfaction to god's chagrin by revelations of the sickness HIV by process of actualized defamation.
Despite the name, only the forgiving followers of Christ truly consider this deadly onus/sexual taboo as a good thing.
This would be an issue if there were not also Positive Slamming individuals, or males self described as Bug Catchers, who get a high off taking these positive rammings thus taking the majority share of the viral loads. It is of mild concern to Infectious Disease Specialists who have Christians and the media via gay males to thank for a never-Ending supply of mutations of the immunological depressing virus, only because it's thier job.
For the "plague spreading abominations" from the 80s and 90s, more commonly now referred to a "gays", it is a prophecy of self-fulfillment, given by Christ through the lies of Christians and the news outlets: pestilence spread in the name of sexual satisfaction to god's chagrin by revelations of the sickness HIV by process of actualized defamation.
Despite the name, only the forgiving followers of Christ truly consider this deadly onus/sexual taboo as a good thing.
"Man: I hate to get another positive ramming... my current strain is treatable by my medication."
"Man's Christian Mother: As I told you, you are a sick pervert, you filthy faggot. If you had listened to me that man you 'fell in love with' would be the prophet instead of that abomination you have become just like."
"Man: I think I have a fever."
"Man's Christian Mother: You'll be burning in hell
for eternity for your crime against nature, so might as well go be the sodomite you are and burn on earth too."
"Man: Yes ma'am..."
"Man's Christian Mother: As I told you, you are a sick pervert, you filthy faggot. If you had listened to me that man you 'fell in love with' would be the prophet instead of that abomination you have become just like."
"Man: I think I have a fever."
"Man's Christian Mother: You'll be burning in hell
for eternity for your crime against nature, so might as well go be the sodomite you are and burn on earth too."
"Man: Yes ma'am..."
by FaqBasher January 12, 2022
Get the Positive Rammingmug.