Being platonic means having someone who loves you for who you are without complicating it with sex.
It's an interdependent relationship and usually lasts decades if done correctly.
There is no expectation, no jealousy.
It's an interdependent relationship and usually lasts decades if done correctly.
There is no expectation, no jealousy.
My best platonic friend always told me I would see the pattern more clearly as time went. I'll always love him for his insight.
by REBel Siren August 22, 2021
Get the Platonic mug.The place a stalled relationship lands when it's drifting amid an ending, a struggle to stay friends and a suppressed desire to be intimate again.
After being apart for months and not communicating, they started to talk again, which immediately landed them both in Platonica.
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by XDavid PolicastroX March 9, 2009
Get the platonic love mug.Platon is a sexy ass boy that you will love. He is really friendly and will never betray you. If you ever meet a Platon, don't miss your chance and be his friend
by KidCutta YT November 18, 2020
Get the Platon mug.The platonic idea of love is non-physical, so there’s a natural irony in this kind of thing. The word platonic with the word blowjob is automatically an oxymoron. So, the platonic blowjob is a particular kind of act between two people who claim to be friends yet are sexually dependant on one and other (either by desire or sudden necessity). In other words, it’s a kind of booty call where one sucks the cock of the other to save or strengthen the friendship.
Amy: What do you think are the political ramifications of China switching to nuclear power?
Mj: Hey, Amy, I’m sorry but I’m too horny too listen. I think I’m going to have to booty call my ex or hit on that pig drinking by herself over by the pool table.
Amy: No, don’t leave me alone.
Well, then what?
I have an idea! I’ll give you a platonic blowjob!
(Amy drops to her knees in front of MJ mphhhphh mphph mphphphhphhhhhh)
Ah, thanks. I think that China modernizing to all nuclear reactors will have a profound impact on the price of oil. It will drop . . .
(an example of a friendship saved by the Platonic Blowjob)
John: Are you dating Amy?
MJ: No, I like drinking with her.
John: Aha. She's been giving you platonic blowjobs, hasn't she? What a pig!
Mj: Hey, Amy, I’m sorry but I’m too horny too listen. I think I’m going to have to booty call my ex or hit on that pig drinking by herself over by the pool table.
Amy: No, don’t leave me alone.
Well, then what?
I have an idea! I’ll give you a platonic blowjob!
(Amy drops to her knees in front of MJ mphhhphh mphph mphphphhphhhhhh)
Ah, thanks. I think that China modernizing to all nuclear reactors will have a profound impact on the price of oil. It will drop . . .
(an example of a friendship saved by the Platonic Blowjob)
John: Are you dating Amy?
MJ: No, I like drinking with her.
John: Aha. She's been giving you platonic blowjobs, hasn't she? What a pig!
by Pigslut Master March 16, 2008
Get the Platonic blowjob mug.A very very very close friend of the opposite sex. A woman is a man's platonic friend if she's his best friend (or a very close friend of his), but nothing more.
And yes, contrary to what's been said earlier, men CAN have platonic friends, just like women.
And yes, contrary to what's been said earlier, men CAN have platonic friends, just like women.
person1: Ashley and Brandon are so close to each other, they spend all of their time together. I'm sure they're dating!
Person2: Not necessarily, i asked Ashley yesterday and she told me that there was nothing between them, they're just platonic friends.
Person2: Not necessarily, i asked Ashley yesterday and she told me that there was nothing between them, they're just platonic friends.
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