When you haven't experienced sex with girls but you really want to experience it so that's why you'll masturbate and imagine it is a girl named Maria
F1: Hey dude, I'm not virgin anymore
F2: What? With who
F1: Maria Palms
F2: Oh fuck you, i's you fucking hands again
F2: What? With who
F1: Maria Palms
F2: Oh fuck you, i's you fucking hands again
by MaNiggaYouJustGotRoasted May 16, 2016
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Get the zombie palm mug.A sick band with even sicker members. Their fanbase is full of fuckin crackheads and the lead singer has an odd fascination with avocados but it’s fine. Also, the guitarist is basically Keanu Reeves so you have no choice but to stan ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
by whiskeyroscoe October 31, 2019
Get the Palm Springsteen mug.A Saxophone reference to stroking a dick. Palm D is also a specific note on the saxophone commonly used as innuendo.
Jerry: “Man, you were in that practice room so long”
Sean: “Yeah, trying to my recital rep ready. It’s next week”
Jerry: “Shut up, Sean. I know you were in the playing palm D”
Sarah: “Hey, where’s Jen? I haven’t seen her since lunch”
Adrian: “I don’t know, probably in some closet playing palm D with Chad”
Sarah: “Ugg they can’t keep their hands off each other”
Sean: “Yeah, trying to my recital rep ready. It’s next week”
Jerry: “Shut up, Sean. I know you were in the playing palm D”
Sarah: “Hey, where’s Jen? I haven’t seen her since lunch”
Adrian: “I don’t know, probably in some closet playing palm D with Chad”
Sarah: “Ugg they can’t keep their hands off each other”
by mysmoothj January 26, 2021
Get the Palm D mug.When finishing sexual intercourse in doggy style, ejaculate into your hand, then yell "LOOK! A SASQUATCH!" and then proceed to throw it at your partner's face when they turn back around, confused.
*Note: Sexual intercourse is not a prerequisite for the palm yeti, you must just ejaculate into your hand.
A business partner may also suffice.
*Note: Sexual intercourse is not a prerequisite for the palm yeti, you must just ejaculate into your hand.
A business partner may also suffice.
Danny:
"Hey, Mr. Johnson, can you take a look at these spreadsheets- OH MY GOD! LOOK! A SASQUATCH!"
*Throws semen on Mr. Johnson*
Mr. Johnson:
"OH DAMN! I JUST GOT PALM YETI'D!"
"Hey, Mr. Johnson, can you take a look at these spreadsheets- OH MY GOD! LOOK! A SASQUATCH!"
*Throws semen on Mr. Johnson*
Mr. Johnson:
"OH DAMN! I JUST GOT PALM YETI'D!"
by Beniamin June 29, 2012
Get the Palm Yeti mug.A video game controller that is rather warm and has excess amounts of sweat, dead skin, and residue from any food, such as Doritos, that had been previously eaten
Guy 1: Hey can I play Mario?
Guy 2: Sure but the other controller is a palmed controller
Guy 1: Aw man this one has Macaroni on it!
Guy 2: Sure but the other controller is a palmed controller
Guy 1: Aw man this one has Macaroni on it!
by Sdale June 22, 2011
Get the Palmed Controller mug.1.the puddle of sweat all over your hands that you get from a heated video game session
2.the aftermath of masterbation
3. a unit of measure
2.the aftermath of masterbation
3. a unit of measure
1. i played halo for 4 hours and got the worst palm puddle in my hands
2. before i go to bed i make palm puddles
3. "how much did you make?" "Dude i straight up made palm puddles!!!"
2. before i go to bed i make palm puddles
3. "how much did you make?" "Dude i straight up made palm puddles!!!"
by Axel Jakobi November 13, 2011
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