Alabama tow motor

When having sex with your sibling, or kin, your pappy walks in, to avoid being caught you left said kin up - while maintaining full insertion - you carry them out of the room to safety.
Oh man! I was porking my sister the other night when grandaddy almost caught me. Luckily I Alabama tow motored the fuck out of there.
by Adotl45 October 04, 2020
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motorness

that vehicle got some motorness in it
by realshakespear April 02, 2017
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Low Motor

Umbrella term for the slow, stupid, retarded, autistic, brain-damaged or other indivicuals lacking in intelligence.
Fox news is directed at an audience of Low Motors.
by Berzerker71 April 09, 2010
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poutboard motor

A notoriously-unreliable stern-mount prop-engine (think, da infamous Sears Rowback) dat anyone being given it to use on his skiff would lapse into a major sulk about it.
Summer camp teenager: I asked for a Honda Four-Stroke to go cruising on the lake, but all I got was this wimpy little 2-cycle poutboard motor dat looks like -t was built back in da stone-age!
by QuacksO August 07, 2019
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sissy motor

A sissy motor is a man who acts like a flaming homosexual but used to be a furry and is not about to transition to a female
Gabe Wandrei is a sissy motor.
by Jojo Marley July 03, 2023
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motor float

Canadian colloquialism for a boat, particularly smaller, personal boats.
Whattaya say we take the motor float out for some fishin, eh?
by Groovintunes March 23, 2011
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Backwater Mud Motor

The act of motorboating someone's butt cheeks as they have diarrhea.
If you two are gonna Backwater Mud Motor, at least clean up after.
by Archetyp0 June 08, 2025
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