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Seal Cuff

noun / verb / extreme sport (NSFW)

Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold, wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.
“Things were getting spicy… until he Seal Cuffed me. I haven’t trusted a wetsuit since.”
by TableFerret May 2, 2025
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Bust N' Cuff

When a guy cums inside a fine girl with the intentions of getting her pregnant that way she will have to stay with him.
Dude, Adriana Lima is so fine, if I ever get to fuck then you know I'm gonna Bust N' Cuff.
by Allthemgains November 14, 2015
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Cuff

to date sort of but not completely bf gf or bf bf or gf gf or other
by Leavemealonebrady May 21, 2019
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