The fine art of making up a wildly elaborate story to explain why you’re late, why you forgot something, or why you just didn’t feel like doing something—while maintaining a straight face.
"Jeremiah was late again. He said a bear broke into his house and stole his car keys. Classic scripting."
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Get the THE ENTIRE FUCKING BEE MOVIE SCRIPT mug.1.A phrase yelled on a fast-break in basketball used to call attention to creativity exhibited before a slam dunk. To "shit-on" opponents with originality and flare.
2.Calling attention to aerial originality and finesse.
*Can also be applied to skateboarding, skydiving, snowboarding, diving and other aerial sports as well as fighting video games that allow air juggles.
2.Calling attention to aerial originality and finesse.
*Can also be applied to skateboarding, skydiving, snowboarding, diving and other aerial sports as well as fighting video games that allow air juggles.
Ex.1
Moe ~ "Yo, did you see Vince Carter on the allstar game last night?"
Mack ~ "No doubt, kid. Vince got mad dookie scripts."
Ex.2
Al ~ "You can't see me in Tekken 5...I use Heihachi and y'know he's strong!"
Doug ~ "Nah, I'm dookie-script lord with Nina. One uppercut and its over, son."
Moe ~ "Yo, did you see Vince Carter on the allstar game last night?"
Mack ~ "No doubt, kid. Vince got mad dookie scripts."
Ex.2
Al ~ "You can't see me in Tekken 5...I use Heihachi and y'know he's strong!"
Doug ~ "Nah, I'm dookie-script lord with Nina. One uppercut and its over, son."
by Haloed Griot May 13, 2005
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