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Why did Ohnoesbadnews do that again.
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OhNoUddnt

a terrible internet spelling of the classic "sassy black woman" statement of "Oh no, you didn't!!" Insert Finger snaps where appropriate. Commonly used in online forums and in online games i.e. Call Of Duty, Halo, /b/, Counter Strike, etc.
OhNoUddnt just fucking tea-bag my corpse AGAIN!!!

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OHNOUDDNT just call me a newb, YOUR a fucking newb!!!

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an enemy player is attempting to sneak up on your position, unaware he is displayed on your radar or UAV and you run around the corner and dump full auto into his face and exclaim "OHNOUDDNT!!"
by George F. Dorn September 20, 2009
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OhNoJiz

Your first expression when opening your friend's car door and reach in
Friend: If you want a drive home, just get in the backseat.
You: Ew why is it stick? OhNoJiz!
by OhNoJiz January 3, 2011
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ohnoes

group of hardcore little fags who think its cool to act hardcore behind a keyboard
ohnoes, what fags! lawl
by fagheart May 16, 2008
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OH NOES!
by Adiux May 13, 2004
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ohnoes

OHNOES! J00 C4n'7 5P34K 1337!!11
by Angel of Mercy November 25, 2003
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Ohno-seconds

Ohno-second is the period of time that is spent waiting for the debit or credit card you just submitted for payment to respond - hopefully with the word "approved", and hopefully not "payment declined" (Oh No!) The ohno seconds are usually spent mentally reviewing your account balances and recent purchases or date of your automatic deposit. MUCH longer than a nano-second, this word is most appropriate while being at the front of a long line in a store with people looking over your shoulder and the pimple-faced clerk glaring at you as if to say "I know YOU can't afford this purchase, loser".
I started to sweat during the ohno-seconds waiting for my card to be accepted while I was standing in line at WalMart with 50.00 worth of melting Ben & Jerry's! Oh no, did that rent check go through yet?"
by Philly Mojo August 19, 2008
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