ate too many calzones

To be broken up with by one's spouse or significant other. The phrase is based on the very common phenomena where a wife will leave her husband if he eats too many calzones

"Have you heard about Dave? He's been sad and lonely ever since he ate too many calzones."

by NinjaHouseCat November 03, 2021

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God has many names but his most famous is Garfield

all hail the lord of darkness

i sure do love to get my reality ripped apart by the lord of darkness God has many names but his most famous is Garfield

by all hail the lord of darkness May 12, 2020

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mani shaatsiishd

for usage of masculinity, it means "i fucked her" like cats pee on their land, usually guys use this on their friends crush even tho they don't even seen her they fucked her ( Mongolian guys are pretty magical isn't they )

bro 1 : ey bro look at this she's pretty
bro 2 : mani shaatsiishd

/friendship ruined successfully +100p/

by Cursewordremasterer November 22, 2021

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