The act of stealing your significant other's clothing, especially hoodies and t-shirts, specifically for their scent.
1. Josh caught Dordi musketeering his favorite hoodie; it's as good as hers now.
2. You can't keep musketeering all my Van Halen shirts, babe. They do look good on you though.
2. You can't keep musketeering all my Van Halen shirts, babe. They do look good on you though.
by Yakoshi January 24, 2021
Get the musketeeringmug. The act of eating jalapeno chili dip, sauerkraut, boiled eggs, hot links, and kimchi, then washing it down with fireball whiskey and pickle juice, and plugging the anus with a baseball. When threatened or ready to prank an unlucky fellow, use the gas and waste that has been battling it out in your GI tract to propel the baseball with breakneck speed, similar to that of a musket ball projectile.
Officer: "so how exactly did your assailant die?"
Victim: "I didn't have my carry gun on me so I had to use The Improvised Human-Musket tactic. Guess I'll have to start the 'reload' process in the morning."
Victim: "I didn't have my carry gun on me so I had to use The Improvised Human-Musket tactic. Guess I'll have to start the 'reload' process in the morning."
by PhatSphoincter October 27, 2025
Get the The Improvised Human-Musketmug. Good friend I dare say, a fortnight ago I had the pleasure of performing The Musketeer on a young lass from the pub.
by Noodlesdude05 September 15, 2023
Get the The Musketeermug.