A balding, divorced middle aged dude who drinks too much beer and watches football with his other military bros. Does everything in his power to make the son be an exact replica of him, and his daughter an exact replica of his wife. 90% of Zoomers have him. But he is pretty cool ngl
by Stupid Af July 24, 2021
Get the Military Dadmug. A phrase meaning an object, (often a piece of clothing,) that is only found in sizes "way too small" and "way too big". In the military, uniforms, (especially boots,) are notably only available in these sizes.
"I'm going to a wedding tonight, but all my nice clothes are in military sizes."
"I'm thinking about getting a meal, but they only serve food in military sizes."
"I'm thinking about getting a meal, but they only serve food in military sizes."
by Supernutbar April 5, 2023
Get the military sizesmug. Typically a young woman who often times comes from a military family, whether there are active duty members or not, who will seem as though she is surrounded by military men (whether that be family, friends, or partners) often. She may date military men exclusively even if it’s not intentionally. This is commonly due to an admiration of the values and morals that most military members have. She could be seen supporting multiple branches by posting pictures with those in uniform, owning different accessories or clothing items with military symbols/sayings, and attending military events (i.e. graduations, ceremonies, galas/balls).
Dude 1: Payton is a major military girl. Her family has an extensive list of vets and her brother is active duty Air Force. She’s also dated guys in four different branches!
Dude 2: Has she ever dated a civilian?
Dude 1: I doubt it, her current boyfriend is a marine.
Dude 2: Has she ever dated a civilian?
Dude 1: I doubt it, her current boyfriend is a marine.
by Collegestuff April 17, 2019
Get the Military Girlmug. A military chop is a bad haircut offered to military at a very low price usually less the 15. You can most often find the military chop on coast highway in oceanside. The barbers tht work at these shops have no talent and work ethic and cant get a job and be successful at a barbershop we’re you have to be good to work there. There is usually no interview required to check talent and skill cutting hair. Barbers most likely use drugs such as meth and weed and drink on the job.
Hey that barbers has a star-trek helmet on cutting hair and the management is ok with tht? What a military chop that haircut is. only on coast highway will you see tht.
by Kingheroin July 24, 2022
Get the Military chopmug. Hym "So... All you need to do to be 'The most moral military on the planet' is be a jewish military. Literally. HOW IS THAT NOT THE CASE? They LITERALLY say that some cultures are better then others. Which culture is the most moral? The western jewish-religion derivative cultures? Because the highest moral authority on the planet to a Jew is a Jew. The entire religion revolves around the claim that they spoke to the creature. That is a lie. That isn't a thing that happened."
by Hym Iam March 22, 2024
Get the The most moral military on the planetmug. A type of (usually male) parent who treats their household as if theirs kids are in the army, they're typically very strict and do not like their kids questioning their orders even if said order is unreasonable, unethical or doesn't make much sense, they can also act very cold and emotionally distant towards their child but this isn't always the case.
Whilst a percentage of military parents were probably in the army when they were young, alot of them weren't and just act like they were.
Whilst a percentage of military parents were probably in the army when they were young, alot of them weren't and just act like they were.
A military parents Reasons for their parents style include:
-An intense desire for power or control.
-They may have been in the army and were conditioned by it.
-A false belief that being tough and distant on their kid will condition them and make them a strong stable adult.
-Trauma from their past such as abuse or similar treatment from their parents.
-An intense desire for power or control.
-They may have been in the army and were conditioned by it.
-A false belief that being tough and distant on their kid will condition them and make them a strong stable adult.
-Trauma from their past such as abuse or similar treatment from their parents.
by Dr Doot January 29, 2024
Get the Military parentmug.