Mexico City Mop

When eating spicy food blowing your nose then wiping your ass with the same tissue

Brian-“Man this chille is hot!” Gunnar-“sounds like your gonna have to use the ol’ Mexico City mop”

by Jordan bennet January 8, 2025

New Mexico monsoon

When you urinate into a girls cupped hands and she then throws said urine into your face.

I tried to give her a New Mexico monsoon, but I was bladder shy.

by AustNilo July 31, 2019

New Mexico Mayo

The act of smashing the testes with a hammer until they’re of a creamy consistency, then poking a hole with a needle into the scrotum to then bottle up the liquid that comes out.

My biggest fear is someone using me to make New Mexico Mayo

by J4VA September 28, 2025

Sub-Sonoran Mexico

The part of Mexico that’s south of the deserts.

Those Immigrants are from sub-Sonoran Mexico.

by SupTaterTots April 11, 2021

mexico fan

salty people who call brazil fans bandwagons or dick riders and don’t even play/watch soccer

wow! i wish i was a ‘mexico fan’ so that i can call brazil fans dick riders

by Mango.le July 2, 2018

Sending a meal to Mexico

When you have to take a crap.

Oh boy, my stomach is churning.. I have to be sending a meal to Mexico before it gets any worse

by Dirty Dano May 8, 2021

Mexico Beach'ed

When a hurricane or ocean-based storm wrecks a coastal community.

Hurricane Erin Mexico Beach'ed the towns on Sands Shell Island.

by greenhillmd October 2, 2022