Bait for fatasses. Usually has a play-area for snot-nosed 5-year-olds to spit on each other, piss down the slide, cannonball into the ball pit, and end up with a wicked nose bleed, giving the other kids aids.
Don't go to McDonald's unless your fat, wanna get fat, or have a snot-nosed little shit that wants to become a Happy Meal addict.
by Jeffy12345 February 11, 2021

A gross fast food restaurant that every American has heard of and has eaten from at least once in their life time. It is probably going to kill us faster than radiation, gobble warming, and/or pollution will.
Guy 1: "Hey bois, wanna get some Mcdonalds?"
Guy 2: "Hell yeah. that place is so gud!"
Guy 3: "Eww no..."
Guy 2: "Hell yeah. that place is so gud!"
Guy 3: "Eww no..."
by @ThisIsAnUmbrella March 11, 2019

A place where people of all ages and sizes exchange money for shite eat it and come out 50 tonnes heavier. And the place that sues anyone or thing that has the prefix Mc.
I went to mcdonalds an now my scales dont register my weight it is so much. I was later sued by mcdonalds when they found out my name was Mckenzie.
by The Bean July 22, 2003

Verb: A complete and utter failure of the digestive system from digesting McDonalds brand resturant foods. Resulting in but not always limited to (a)Vomiting (b)Urination (c)Voluntary and Involuntary Bowel Movements
As a sidenote, One to all three of these actions ( (a)(b)(c) ) are possible at any given time while the said action is happening.
As a sidenote, One to all three of these actions ( (a)(b)(c) ) are possible at any given time while the said action is happening.
Wow, I just Mcdonalds'd and i think i might have Vomited, Pissed, and Dumped all at the same time. But now that that is over, i feel ALOT better! Phew!!!
To Mcdonalds, it takes alot of energy
Oh Man!! I REALLY HAVE TO MCDONALDS! PULL OVER THE CAR!
To Mcdonalds, it takes alot of energy
Oh Man!! I REALLY HAVE TO MCDONALDS! PULL OVER THE CAR!
by Kyle the Road Trip Man July 20, 2006

1) A place where a lot of unusually fat people roam and eat four burgers in one meal with Supersize fries and and three apples pies. Then their jeans rip and they sue the corperation while still munching away at the same place.
Some smart people will realize that they are *HUGE* and go on diets and start working out and looking great! Those are people who no longer eat at this hell hole. Sadly, this is rare.
2) One of the many, many reasons why America is hated by all. And I sure as hell don't mean because George Bush gets lunch from there.
Some smart people will realize that they are *HUGE* and go on diets and start working out and looking great! Those are people who no longer eat at this hell hole. Sadly, this is rare.
2) One of the many, many reasons why America is hated by all. And I sure as hell don't mean because George Bush gets lunch from there.
Do not go to McDonalds. It is a greasy hellhole. Go to Wendy's and get a salad! Those are DAYUM good!
by MamaSmurf July 17, 2003
