maggot

a computer nerd that does nothing else but play computer games

Jock: hey gunter u maggot
Gunter: murrrrrrrr megabyte mega byte

by foohon September 4, 2003

Father Maggot

A father maggot is a maggot who is a father. Modern day slang for the word is faggot.

Will Smith is a father maggot (faggot) because he has children.
My dad is a faggot (father maggot) because he is my father.

by father maggot July 21, 2024

maggot breath

When someone's breath is so putrid that they might as well have maggots breeding in their mouth

Get your ass over here maggot breath!!

by Bluesuade October 28, 2015

gallop the maggot

Yet another term for male masturbation

Wheres rich tonight?
Hes on his laptop, going to gallop the maggot.

by Captain snort August 23, 2019

maggots

slightly derogatory method of describing far right republicans

"look at all those maggots approving tariff bills"

by MasterDebater(69) April 3, 2025

gash maggot

Noun - Australian English. A person who is so crass and disgusting, that they make you vomit a bit in your throat just by speaking. Someone with no morals. Someone who is a bottom feeder.

Etymology: I can't think of anything worse to describe a lady's genitalia than the word gash, It's so crass,
I can't think of any creature on this earth worse than a maggot. They spawn from nothing and are disgusting.

Can you believe that Hillary Clinton lied about being shot at when getting off a plane in Serbia? What a gash maggot.
-OR-
Donald Trump is a gash maggot for imitating a disabled journalist during a press conference.

by CunningLinguistAusmerican August 20, 2024

Land Maggot

Cyclist, usually on a road bike wearing lycra, hogging all of the road.

Look at that land maggot and its mates taking up the f*****g road. Soot the dog out!!!

by Hemi P May 17, 2025