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Licking The Maggot

An term that describes a woman performing oral sex on a man who has a small penis. The woman, unable to tell if the penis is within the mouth takes to licking it instead.
I was forever licking the maggot with my ex-boyfriend
by ExoPaul October 20, 2012
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Maggot

A person who is taller than 6 foot, is fat, and starts with the letter M
Maggot
by qwertyjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj October 12, 2011
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Maggotitis

A condition one suffers from when they are so fly blown and infected with maggots
Take a look at old mate over there. What a retard. He is definitely suffering from maggotitis
by Matthias Evandro June 21, 2024
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Maggots

MAGA men that are closeted faggots

= maggots
Damn you see all these racist maggots !? They are so hateful and hypocritical I guess you are what you consume…
by Americas Best January 18, 2025
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Mental Maggot

A person with the mental or social skills of a lesser or equal to a fly's larva. A yappy, mouthy little bugger who has no idea that he annoys the rest of his peers with his constant yammering.
Oh my god!! Jay is the biggest mental maggot I have ever had to listen to! Can he EVER shut the hell up?!
by Mr. Comcastic August 26, 2010
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Maggot

A low life person who does things that are shady, unnecessary and harsh. They will avoid helping even when they can and will throw people under the bus without provocation.
E.g.1. Dave is a maggot, he left the pub before his round
E.g.2. Greg is a complete maggot, he ate way more than his share of the donuts
E.g.3. While playing Fortnite they steal your loot or refuse to revive you "Frank! You are being well maggot!"
E.g.4. Tells your new gf an embarrassing story that they swore they never would reveal
E.g.5 Watches a film that you are really looking forward to and then deliberately spoils it for you

Extra:
An action can be described as Maggot.
Repeated maggot behaviour is Maggotry.
You can be a maggot but also just occasionally do something that is described as maggot.
by GLAIB August 21, 2022
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Maga Maggot

anyone who embraces Maga and trump
i m not going to trump s rally , its full of Maga Maggots
by luckyjoecanuck February 25, 2024
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