Ling bing bang is when you are having sex with two beautiful vietnamese girls and you have them scissoring between your penis
by Loaf20 May 27, 2025

A term used in conjunction with words of similar meaning ie wagging, skipping or ditching.
Often used condescendingly when one is too lazy to attend say morning PT, class or preform as per their job specifications.
Often describing someone who is too lazy to go to morning PT and would rather sleep, risking their career.
Often used condescendingly when one is too lazy to attend say morning PT, class or preform as per their job specifications.
Often describing someone who is too lazy to go to morning PT and would rather sleep, risking their career.
John: oi, did ya hear that Ed is linging this mornings PT?
Eric: Oh yea he's such a linger ey. I hate lingers, never putting in the work!
Eric: Oh yea he's such a linger ey. I hate lingers, never putting in the work!
by african penguin May 7, 2024

"I can't believe Ling is stronger than Fung! She defeated him in a hand wrestling match!"
"True, but you are missing the fact that he is faster and more agile than Ling. So, they are balanced in my opinion."
"True, but you are missing the fact that he is faster and more agile than Ling. So, they are balanced in my opinion."
by OneCountryTwoSystemsIsGood August 9, 2024

Ling maos is an ancient phrase that has been in lots of ancient scripture. Its meaning is a historical mystery.
by DirectionAndMagnitude69 June 15, 2021

Refers to a really small penis, so small you wouldn't even consider it a penis more a flap of skin covering you actual genitals
by Twisted6982 March 5, 2024

Qi ling is some wild ass chick. She always talks about her mans girthy beefy dick. She is a lowkey psychopath. She claims she is mad cute but i dont see it. She roasts the shit out of ocky people and dehumanizes them and calling them small. She likes to test other people's patient.
by mackgod1999 October 6, 2019

by Randguy6767776767 October 7, 2024
