Has money, is a member of a country club, they will buy you things while out shopping and take you on lavish vacations but they are also very busy with work, charity balls and fundraisers. Every single day is booked for them as they also have a huge heart for everyone in their lives and funding their causes. They know good art when they see it. They know the world would crash without them in it. But for real, it probably would. She’s gorgeous.
She’s so Hawty Tawty after the fundraiser for children she’s leaving on her yacht and taking 3 of her closest friends for two weeks. Better catch her when you see her because if you blink she’ll be gone!
by Juice of the Juniper November 28, 2023
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She’s so Hawty Tawty after the fundraiser for children she’s leaving on her yacht and taking 3 of her closest friends for two weeks. Better catch her when you see her because if you blink she’ll be gone!
by Juice of the Juniper November 28, 2023
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But that’s just the surface.
In the sexier version, a "hawtdog" is when a person (often the more buns-oriented individual) has their glorious glutes parted, and another person slots in their meat missile right between the cheeks, no penetration, just cheeks and heat. The friction builds. The tension rises. The sauce is incoming. And when it finally erupts? It’s a mayo-splosion all over the crack canyon, leaving a dripping, sticky masterpiece that looks like a $2 convenience store hotdog met a night of regret and ecstasy. Sexy? Questionable. Messy? Absolutely. Delicious? That’s between you and your god.
Called a hawtdog because it's not just hot, it's hawt with a "W", which stands for "Wow! Nice cock."
But that’s just the surface.
In the sexier version, a "hawtdog" is when a person (often the more buns-oriented individual) has their glorious glutes parted, and another person slots in their meat missile right between the cheeks, no penetration, just cheeks and heat. The friction builds. The tension rises. The sauce is incoming. And when it finally erupts? It’s a mayo-splosion all over the crack canyon, leaving a dripping, sticky masterpiece that looks like a $2 convenience store hotdog met a night of regret and ecstasy. Sexy? Questionable. Messy? Absolutely. Delicious? That’s between you and your god.
Called a hawtdog because it's not just hot, it's hawt with a "W", which stands for "Wow! Nice cock."
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