Wet Knee Houston

When you trip on a puddle in Texas, and get your legs wet.
Made famous by a round headed chimp.

I tripped on a puddle in Texas the other week and got my legs wet, that’s wet knee houston.

Karl your a maniac

by Chimpanzee That March 18, 2025

Houston Hotdog

When the male puts ketchup, mustard and relish and sticks it into the bun looking vagina

Kelly said to Mike let’s do the Houston Hotdog
Mike put the condiments on his Penis
Shoved it into the bun and instantly released his load

by Bottle is Uncut July 4, 2022

Houston

1. A human being who loves watching other people have sex with his/her girlfriend

2. A human being who likes to talk about how great they are at their own sports.

Man, the way you have been acting recently... it makes me think of you like a Houston.

Trust me... you do not want to be a Houston, it is very unattractive.

by The guy on the train March 11, 2020

houston lemonade

Act of a person pissing in another's mouth then the person with the piss in their mouth spits the piss in the other persons asshole and uses it as lube.

Me and my girlfriend did a "houston lemonade" last night, so wet!!!

by Houston lemonade May 6, 2024

hunter houston

A man who gets all the bitches

That dude is such a hunter houston

by Moneybagyo2 November 20, 2023

Houston Warming Circle

A group of 4 or more individuals aligned in a circle jerk, taking fentanyl, and conserving their body heat during the South Texas winter.

It's cold out, do you want to go to the Houston Warming Circle?

by dummboi January 15, 2024

Houston

Houston is really nice and understanding is big in goals and dreams is good at hiding his feelings besides that houston is so handsome, fine, hot intelligent, majestic houston is very honest too he cares a lot but he’s mostly busy

Houston -Stop with ur attitude
Houston after a Few mins later*
Houston- I jus wanna be*d you over. And show u how much I like you

by user4242738981 November 21, 2023