Young Gary

Anal virginity

"My boss still has his Young Gary." Line cook
"Why do you know this about your boss?" Fellow line cook
"We share because we care."

by Toast witda most May 19, 2018

Gary Hat

A type of hat which doesn't quite reach the top of the ears. A Gary hat is often worn by paedophiles' or retards that can't get themselves dressed.

Chad 1: Hey chad!
Chad 2: Yo chad!
Chad 1: Oh my gawd, your hat is amazing dude!!
Chad 2: Thanks MAAAN!
Chad 1: What type of hat is it and where did you get it from?
Chad 2: I got it from Gary World and it's name is a Gary hat.
Chad 1: I'm asking my mom for that. ITS RAADDD!!

by Ashton & Chris February 16, 2022

whacking the gary

common misconception for "whacking the carrot"

another term for masturbation

"Yeahhhh....so i was whacking the gary the other, and I ran out of lube, so I just used mayonaise."

by ssullivan April 18, 2006

Gary Li

A hot and sexy lawyer who gets all the girls but he only has eyes for that one girl. Gary is a very professional man and will always reply with "K" if you say something irrelevant. Gary has B.D energy and will pin you down anytime, well, not you, just that one girl. Which probably, isn't you. Gary loves to work because he's a fat slob but hey, he's sexy! Garys are always friends with Marks. But Garys don't care about Marks.
- CEO of GCO News
-Always uses full stops. especially when saying, "No."

Girl 1: "Hey, Gary! Wanna come to my house after you work?"
Gary Li: "No."
Girl 1: "You're mean!"
Gary Li: "K"

by Yeotoez May 15, 2021

gary dusey

Taking a shit at Buckey's gas station while high on crack and reciting verses of the bible. Then throwing your feces at people like an ape.

I just took a gary dusey at Buckey's.

by Gary Dusey February 9, 2014

Gary Nibble

To nibble as the upmost nibble of all time, not just any old nibble but a GARY NIBBLE.

When someone makes a simple observation: 'Gary Neville is so biased' and someone replies within a millisecond 'NO HE'S NOT!' And then the person replies 'Alright Gary Nibble'

by Deano11223 November 23, 2020

Greasy gary

A human being, generally male, with unlimited amounts of grease.
Can be used to describe a really greasy action.

Buddy 1: oh man I'm starving
Buddy 2: (just cooked a jacks frozen pizza) I need to hang a leak
Buddy 1: greases a couple slices of jacks
Buddy 2: (comes back from pissin) oh u greasy gary
Buddy 3: oh what a greasy gary

Example 2
Buddy 1 comes home from work and finds buddy 2 greasin a movie before church. Buddy 3 says oh you greasy gary, get to church

by Super Sal 3.0 November 23, 2018