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Telephonic Irish Goodbye

When someone is texting you, and mid conversation, especially when you’re expecting a response, they simply stop texting. Some blame falling asleep or being distracted, but some are prone to it, while others are not.
Dude, I was texting my girl last night and asked her how her bar tending shift went, and once again out of no where she gave me the telephonic Irish goodbye. When we texted this morning it’s like last night’s conversation never happened.
by Lordblanco August 12, 2024
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The Portuguese Goodbye

"The Portuguese Goodbye" refers to a parting of ways that unfolds slowly over tens of minutes, typically involving different people taking turns reviving and extending a conversation that appears to all non-Portuguese participants as having already reached its natural conclusion.
"I learned about the Portuguese Goodbye by watching my in-laws take 30 to 45 minutes to say goodbye to one another at conclusion of Sunday dinners."
by SalvyZ August 11, 2022
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Goodbye text

A goodbye text is what you get when you have someone you know that has a form of depression and is about to leave the world, commit suicide.
I'm so sad, Jamie sent me a goodbye text
by Thelonelygurl110 September 16, 2016
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Kris-Goodbye

Like an Irish goodbye, but you do it at your own house while having people over.
Man you pulled a Kris-Goodbye again last night!
by DizzyD January 27, 2024
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Mexican goodbye

When you say good bye but don't leave and instead stick around for another drink or so. This cycle is repeated until finally, for real, you leave.
"My mom is the queen of Mexican goodbyes, she says bye to everyone then orders another margarita and sticks around for another hour."
by ApprehensiveCrab November 28, 2023
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Goodbye

A very not-nice word. Mostly used in the language of the gods.
DSGHEADHYGERHDSGOODBYEHSDZFHGWESDHG
by PrinzMarbll October 1, 2020
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Goodbye Piss

When you stop somewhere after a long drive, you leave one of these in their restrooms when you leave, because you know you won't see a restroom for a while.
Person: "I'm gonna leave a goodbye piss here, I've got a long drive."
Person 2: "Alright."
by carpetedlime June 7, 2021
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